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I did. Stupid broken spring recliner that gets extra comfortable.

They were being fed. And then they went to the little kitchen to eat solids. And one crawled into the futon. And And And. I need to see if the natural cat center has kittens for adoption. I need to sit in a room with a bunch of fuzzy little babbies.

Yeah, that cute little ball of fart I linked, duh. That's a face you can't say no to or it will eat your soul.

Damn you, butthole. *goes back to watching kittens sleep

You do realize that if he's jacked up in his apartment for an extended period of time, this place will be his sole outlet, right? You must really have a secret crush of him then. >

That's because he's not allowed in Best Buy. They all have BOLOs of his drunken ass with the notation 'go ahead and beat the crap out of, we don't care' .

Just be sure to check the insides first because kittens can haz cauldrons?

Whose paying and which one is lightly seasoned with orphan tears?

Darn, and here I thought you were going give me moneys. I promise I would spend it all on crap.

I love naps. I hate the naps that sneak up on you and cause you to pass out in the recliner like a nursing home escapee though.

I had a Hamm's Beer Bear towel with attached hoodie when I was little. I don't really like bears but that towel was like a superhero costume at the time. Currently I have a medium sized still soft and fluffy towel with blue roses and the phrase 'Elegant Rose' on it that I usually only use when I travel. It was from Japan and the price tag on it was something like 3,500 which makes it seem extra fancy and luxurious even though yen and dollar are two very separate prices. Most 'expensive' towel I have ever owned.

Weird Al. Whenever I'm having a bad time, I watch or listen to something by Weird Al. AMVs and Gifs with Sound stuff are a steady go-to when being on-line is a possibility. And stomping the absolute snot out of goombas in any Mario game ever seems to be my default activity when waiting for test results. Watching Studio Ghibli movies is also becoming a thing when I'm super depressed. I think it's all the details in the animation that give me something to focus on other than whatever else is going on.

Now this is my type of reality program. katt approves Kattarshians.

Not that hard. I can wear a size 7 mens with my size 9 footsies no problem.

If you go to peopleofwalmart.com you can have all of the experiences without ever leaving home.

Tell that to my parakeets. They feed and groom each other and I caught Yoda bopping his spin toy while Ghost was sitting under it. :::

Microwave popcorn. Actually I can usually throw together a decent beef stew or chicken pot in the slow cooker when I have to. The stuff usually freeze pretty well which means I have homemade stew or soup for later when I don't feel like doing or making anything.

I'm not sure about that but it probably has a few SUVs.

Until the bubbles get too sparse in the bath.

*tossing waffle-cream fish out* 'MAGIKARP! DO SPLASH ATTACK!' *waffle-cream fish performs MELT* 'F you, twat waffle fish.'

Holy carp. I think I need to find those things now. I also need to find out if they have those things in Atlanta and try to get someone to deliver a bunch to FishCenter. If it's got red bean in it, it'll be like biting a fish and getting bled on.

It's zeni. whut

Now that's a snack for the 'Candy and Puppies' van. I wish my local Asian food sources carried recognizable cartoon branded items like that. But everything has generic pandas playing sports and the occasional monkey holding a taro chip.

If I see something happen, I will say what I saw. It doesn't matter for who because if I'm telling the truth only the liars have to worry.

Yep, this too. They figure they are selling things to the types of people who will smoke / ingest / inject cat piss-Nyquil cocktails so who cares what level of poison they pawn off.