katt_goddess

Dollar Tree. I go there and stock up on the cheap crappy batteries just for her toy and keep the good batteries for stuff that needs to last longer than a frickin' week. At least it comes with a set timer.

Do not eat. It's like cough syrup. Generic cough syrup.

Best. Toy. Ever. for being both a loving and a lazy kitty mom. Rak-rak was an itty-bitty too. Smaller than a teenie beanie and able to walk under the fridge. Now she's 15 pounds of ancient happy fat ass. So tubby she doesn't even have stripes so much as she has spots. I want an itty bitty again.

I don't know, I like those mallowcreme pumpkins. Within reason. Those weird coconut candybar things. WTF. You fool people into thinking you are a food but you are a gross abomination. Die in a fire, gross thing.

Yes. Shuddup. Plus, that's like the only 'meme' that shows her love of books without being hentai. O.<

Lies and slander. I think about books.

Attention oil company assholes; When your shit sets fire to saltwater - salt WATER - it's toxic. Stop shitting in my state and telling me there's no smell. I already deal with a 'no smell' dipshit on the internet.

Well, dang. Are you sure we aren't already relatives? Because that's pretty much on par with what I would have gotten for crapmas past.

It would be nice to get separate gifts. I demand gifts retroactively. DECADES worth.

*biitzz The correct answer is today is National Rubber Ducky Day but thanks for playing.

Can't hear you. Dead meow.

Professional Grab Ass with a +5 for every open palm ball snap.

Sad cat floor-sausage in 3..2...1...

You forgot the Water Ban. Hang your head in shame.

My back didn't need the reminder. -.-;

I touched two of them right before posting this. WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

He was only worth 159k.

No one likes Father Time. He steals your looks, your youth, your energy and gives you nothing but aches and pains in the process. Father Time is basically the mooch that lives on your couch for a while, eating all your food and stinking up the place. Mother Nature should just kick his ass. Because you all know it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature.

You go for that when they've done episodes devoted to our local looner? Seriously? *smacks you

Work with them on their level. Sometimes it's not so much being introverted as it is not being comfortable around others. Once they are 100% comfortable around you, they are more likely to do other things with you. Also, bookstores and coffee are very good places for introverts. We rule those places.

It's most likely a spoofed call. I get a few of those during the month and my number is 100% unlisted. It might come up as a legit number if you reverse whitepage it but it's really some twat trying to get you to pick up the phone so they know it's a live number. Then they'll try to convince you that you owe money or there's a warrant out for your arrest that you can totally cure with gift cards from Walgreens.

*flees the area

ourtime.com

If you are bleeding out on a toilet, yes, you need to see a doctor as soon as frickin' possible. A former coworker almost died because she had an ectopic pregnancy and the tube ruptured. She didn't even know she was pregnant but she knew that something was wrong when she started bleeding and it wouldn't stop / wasn't 'normal' for her. You could also have a cyst or a small undiscovered tumor that has shifted and caused some internal damage [ I don't know how often you do doctor things so this isn't a boogyman thing, it's just examples ] . Unless you are admitting you're really Tuttle. In which case, stay the course because apparently this is normal for her.

I like the cold. But I'd like it better if I could hibernate for at least a few days at a time.