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Drawing Down the Moon - Margot Adler 4 to go...

I realize that we are past this particular theme...but it popped up on my recommendations thingie since I've been watching the Torture Dance too many times this week. So I share it with y'all in the hopes of getting it stuck in someone else's head -

I've been on liquid and liquid-enough foods all week. I want pizza. Or wings. Hell, I'll even take a sub from Subway. Not even hungry, just want to gnaw on something.

Fresca is gross and you'd get the same health benefits drinking jet fuel. I'm tired of ice cream. Also, I think my nasturtium seedlings are sentient and plotting something. Naw, I think I'll go watch a movie before bed instead.

Enjoy all the cakes!

Heard it was officially your hatchday!

Frickin' a. Upgrading my internet crap shouldn't be the equivalent of Dante's trip through hell. Everything should be Nintendo : The Early Years - plug that shit in and it plays.

...I'm not sure if you made this or what but it was one of the first things to pop up googling 'athena cat' so it's either already yours or meant to be Happy hatchday!

I have to. She normally doesn't lick her butt while staring directly at me so we can all pretend that doesn't happen. But she will make that water dance until her paws are clean and I can't ignore the clumps settled on the bottom.

Everything tastes like raw hamburger meats.

Solutions and Other Problems - Allie Brosh 5 to go...

My cat washes her paws in her water bowl after using the litterbox. And then I have to rinse her bowl and get her fresh water because she's a stupid potty-paw.

Happy hatchday, fetus! In dog years you'd be 315. And still a fetus. Enjoy that youth!

Got new kitty ears for the fall season because why the hell not. Silver. My cat hates them. Waiting for the new season of 'As Seen On' to start in about half an hour. Debating on coffee.

Dogs don't know what a human is. We are just weird looking kangaroo-pig-like creatures that lurch about, feed them, stop moving when we drink weird things and then go on spinning weird rampages when something odd starts playing on the talking picture box that interrupts our unplanned not-moving time. Apparently whale songs on the nature channel aren't something you should have playing when you are passed out drunk on the couch.

T-shirt launcher full of tootsie rolls. You'd be surprised at the distance you can get...

I'm looking at that thing and thinking....I wouldn't be able to put it in front of my house because I live in an apartment. And putting it in front of my window would just be this giant thing blocking the sun and looking like it's peeping into the second story apartment. Plus someone would probably steal it because giant frickin' skeleton. It would end up wedged in my living room, pressed up against the window like it's trying to escape. People walking their dogs past would see that out of the corner of their eyes and crap themselves. I kinda want to do that now.

Never seen it but now that it's finished I'm hoping to catch it online free and legal somewhere. It's on my general wish-watchlist.

I really hate the fall reset of tv schedules. Just when you get used to catching a certain rerun on a certain channel on certain days, everything gets moved around.

...I think the author Allie Brosh [ 'Hyperbole and a Half' ] is an old [asmb]er. 😮 Anyhow, I picked up the latest Dresden File and saw she had a new book out - 'Solutions and Other Problems' . It's mine now. The table of contents are very interesting... There is no four! O.O Also 'Poop Mystery' screams IB. Also Bucket although that's about a 3-year-old's quest to fit her entire self into a small bucket no matter what. Which actually does sort of fit with bucket's general behavior of ending up a screaming bucket-crab in a corner waiting for rescue and not learning a dang thing. Basically, we claim her as our own now. Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble. Discuss!... *disclaimer - if Allie Brosh actually is an active member of the boards for reals and all, this is not to be taken as a declaration to out oneself. Stay unknown because you already know we're a feral group.

Tonsils or strep? Going with the easier to deal with stuff.

Yes, that sequence. Non-verbal storyboarding isn't as easy as it looks. Never heard or played that game. But if she is vaguely based on that character and that character is dead in the game, that solidifies my thought even more that Morty was locked in one of Rick's mini-verse scenarios and everyone he interacted with were just clones or holograms or both since time goes slower in those things and no real amount of time seems to have been spent from the first button press to the vat of acid otherwise Beth for sure would have said something.