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It's basically a start-up with thoughts of being a big dog right out of the gate by using a tag that died years ago, adding 'MAX' to it and seemingly attempting to kill off all possible competition by buying them up and gutting them for parts leaving people with supposedly no other option than their chihuahua start-up. HBO...might have meant something in the 90's but the last time I got a free preview weekend, it was nothing but ancient movies that either had already been airing on basic cable or stuff that I already outright owned on DVDs. DVDs. That's how old some of those things were. It was ten levels of disappointment and I had 10 free HBO channels to be disappointed by.

Roughly this. Some asshole went on a shopping spree and the result was multiple businesses purchased serially with the thought that things would repay themselves instantly which is not how this works. Add more dumb choices to that and you now have someone desperately trying to keep their job by attempting to create an artificial rush of demand-subscriptions to HBO Max.

I need my coffees. It's one of the few things that keeps me from killing people. Plus, it's cold around here. Instant hand warmer. I hate that I took a three hour nap because walking across the street to the drug store earlier wiped me out that much. I should have had coffee first.

I'll also need your SSN, mother's maiden name, and your bank account info just to be sure that you can afford to use a credit card. <.< >.> I can't sell them myself because of the copyright. [ as ] holds the sales license. I can make them to give away but that is currently off the table due to a bunch of things going on right now not the least of which is announcing that I'd do that on the boards here would just lead to an avalanche of requests that I'd never be able to complete. I am still planning on having a bunch with me to 2021 Dragon Con in Atlanta though.

In honest disclosure, I've never been able to get anything via the site either - my internets just aren't fast enough and gods know I've tried. I have a couple of Top Chatter 2018 mugs because 1 ] I'm listed on it so I was sent one and 2 ] they had a horrible foot pic contest where I showed off my zombie toe. And I got a FireCube for my hatchday. On the few times where I did try for a 1065 item [ at least with a contest, you have a shot ] , I think I was disqualified from being considered just because of who I am although submissions would still get shown in the line-up. I should share that for the next couple of weeks they'll be randomly tossing stuff on the sales site for free if you are fast enough to snag one when they pop up. The soaps won't be part of that as the last few they have in the office are going to go 'live' when the sped-up episode reaires on tv on a future Saturday morning [ 3a I think ] . I believe Nick's kids both got their own Sluts too despite his comments on the show to the contrary. Should there be a need for more in the future, they have my contact infos, the amount of time it takes to make x soaps, and my known discretion.

...or 'Why Boredom Can Be Dangerous' . Story time! For no good reason, I had the slut dragons from that episode of 'R & M' trapped in my head at work. Dirty dirty slut dragons. That somehow morphed into an idea for soap. Because dirty dirty slut dragons. I had a weekend off and the unfortunate means of experimenting at my disposal. The final result [ after 4 color fails ] was a portal colored soap with a dragon inside. Many were made because I was indeed bored. The end goal for this initial batch was to end up at Dragon Con as part of the swag n seek contests along with surprise giveaways to unsuspecting cosplayers [ I make and give away a lot of random themed things, mostly Venture Brothers so this wasn't anything new ] . Dragon Con didn't happen for obvious reasons. About half the soaps ended up at WS for shits and giggles. Tonight, they were part of the items sold on the potentially final 'As Seen On Adult Swim' episode. All the money received from the sale of this batch was donated to the Great Plains Food Bank of North Dakota. It funded 1,500 meals. Since the green screen on the show really messes with the coloring and the pic on the sales site didn't fare much better, I promised to post a couple of better pics here as well as what the product label said. Label - 'Totally not from that one show... Oh who are we kidding it's totally from that one show... Lather up, Precious Babies, it's your very own Slut Dragon Smells like Skankery* * [ actually cucumber melon which is still pretty damn lewd ] ' And yes, permission has been granted for me to reference it the way I have. Everyone who is likely to get one will be in on the joke the second they read the label. The contract that I signed off on last month went one step further and outright called them Rick & Morty theme soaps. For the sake of the shop, they were just listed as Dragon Soap in order to not offend. A slightly better, not-green-screened pic of the soap itself. The swirls are hand done for each soap at a certain point during the pour in order to get the portal swirl look of 'hot tub Mountain Dew' . So each soap has a unique swirl to it. They were ridiculously fussy and fun to make all at the same time. Any future sale of the precious Slut Dragons is up in the air as [ adult swim ] is the official seller and the show is currently a victim of poor business decisions from people completely external to the actual company [ #boycottATT is currently a thing ] . But there is still plans of dragging those dragons to Dragon Con next year as the surprise freebies they were originally meant to be. Plus, let's face it. Con goers need all the soap they can get.

The logo thing has happened on and off for years. I actually think it was even a thing back when they were doing the 'BK Have It Your Way' contests.

Never alone. Always surrounded. Always.

I was going to say cranberries because I was the one that would go out and pick the frickin' things out in the swamp borders. But I'm going to go with sweet potatoes. They are gross, disgusting, nasty little slime turds hiding in brown sugar. Kill with fire.

Why the bloody hell did I just chug a quart of egg nog? I am so slooshy right now. -.-;

I was trying to hunt down more info on testicular torsion and safe search was a total butt about it. Without safe search, zit pop video previews.

My defense of anything not-board is that I turned off safe search ages ago because it was blocking stupid things like actual medical stuff and I'm old enough to not necessarily need safe search. So anything searched online is going to Rule 34 when you go to Images whether you want it or not and no amount of history purging will get rid of that. O.< Plus, as new_disease pointed out, flipfones have crap browsers. No porn history because no internets. The last text in there is from the littlest brother alerting that he and the wife might both have covid. No voice mails.

She'd tie them up until they turn into raisins and fall off.

The only nudes and grossness on this computer are from here and remnants of horror from rampager's days of tiny chat hell-raising.

I'm just going to assume that you mean of people that might actually have that sort of thing on their phones. I think I can be super semi-serious in saying that I highly doubt my sister-in-law would have anything gross on her phone because its the same phone that the kids run around and watch videos on the most. My littlest brother for the same reason - open phone with curious kids.

God is great, god is good. Later it's poop but now it's food. You'd think they'd have learned to not let me lead any of the youth group meetings...

I actually know a few people who peach-fuzz themselves in the winter because it's easier to wear winter beanies long-term without having to fight with short hair that rubs weird.

No way. I'm proud of having less footage of myself available to the public than Bigfoot.

I think there's a rule somewhere that says you must have so many idiots related to one another to warrant calling it a family and not just a clump of IQ-draining parasites who live solely to drain the brains out of you. Sadly it's a fairly high number that still gets met 100% of the time.

What do you really expect from people who got their Constitutional Law degree via a FaceBook post.

Never had sour cream on chili but I'm not grossed out by the idea. It's just the only time I have sour cream on hand is when there's cavier in the house** *pinky extended **which is to say...I have zero idea when the last time I've ever had sour cream on hand

Holy frickin' crap...is that...is that an UNDERWATER RASCAL SCOOTER???? F-ing whales don't even need those things and they are frickin' WHALES. Sea lions are gelatinous ungulating blobs on land but get them in water and they zoom like no one's business. Humans? F-ing underwater rascal scooter time. Gottdamn Sea Bessies.