Zenigundam

That's how grief works, little boy. Let me mourn in peace or else... 💪

Buddy already said that this thread had dust. How about you come up with your own material for once? 🤦‍♂️

Why oh why must the good die young?! 😥

Stalkers... 🐺

Let's get it!! Today is the day!! 🙋‍♂️👫🐰💓

I was on vacation in Times Square to be perfectly honest. I would have posted sooner, but I honestly had a crazy December break. 👫

Agreed. *orders Grammar Games CD for LB* 💪🐺👫

I honestly don't know you're a hyper cougar

You need to feed her mice, Meow Mix, and fish... sardines I believe

He was referring to the user whom.

Those hips... those tender lips...

Not really. The name is fine.

Wtf... that's even worse. I thought you were talking about Celeste or Tony's. Wow....

Why do you drink so much? It's not good for you

Urmmmm... Restaurant pizza and Domino's are way better than frozen pizza. 🤦‍♂️

Man, my New Year's been a blast so far. I just got back from a vacation in Times Square and let me tell you there were plenty of women in my target demographic who are now familiar with all aspects of my tongue. 😌 Also, I played a ton of Smash Ultimate, but now I have to go back to work tomorrow, which sucks. Date planned for Friday, but I'll likely cancel since she's a 29 year old cougar unless she can make a convincing pitch to get me to leave the house. 👨‍💼

Midnight!! YES!! YES!! We did it, baby, we DID it! 💓🎅💁‍♀️ *blows the sexy birthday party whistle* #MeToo

11:56 I would NEVER! That is gross and wrong! 😡

Can't keep my eyes off all the things that tell the time in my room. 11:49... come on... 😓

Super Smash Bros. franchise Sega Dreamcast Now and Then, Here and There One of the legal women who I wanted to date (passionately) two years ago when she was a HS senior. Atlanta Thrashers

The only ripoff with the Switch is that those crappy SNK games cost like $7 a pop on e-store.

Cookie will know.

I've become so alpha. I don't think I would have come up with an alpha line like that in my childhood days. Wow, I really did grow up to be a legit man. 💪🔥🐺

I would have waited for her to get off work and approached her with some badass liquid courage

Nah, I seal my relationships when we're having sex on the first date and she's loving it and I'm kissing her and that's when I sternly tell her, "You're my girl now. You're officially my girl. 😐" 💪🤫👫🔥