Zenigundam

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Read or Die sucks, katt. 😌

... ... 🤔 Legal age teenage ladies! 👨‍💻

20s are pretty old imo

Just check my post history. Tbh, I only have a handful of dumb posts and that's because of the Toonami dorks.

When I was 6... Hmmm... that was a long ass time ago

PM... S... No, not personal messages

Why are all these women on YouTube so mad at me? 😅

Actual girlfriend, like making out and starting a family and all that. Plus, I can't be a sugar daddy because I'm younger than you.

K... Well the mid 2000s were yesterday basically, some of my potential girlfriends and lovers were born in the 2000/01/02 type days. They're sexy... and legal. 👫

Poof... you're back. Wanna be my girlfriend?

Are you proud of that?

When a boy becomes a man 💪 ... ... 💏 The giggle chills... 17... so mature...

mthor, I'm disappointed. I thought you could relate. Maybe I'm just wise beyond my years. *strolls off dressed like the Monopoly dude with arms locked on both sides around two, beautiful (legal age) teenage women*

When you're making out with a (legal teenage) woman and you've applied all the hickeys and everything and put the biscuit (pen0r) in the basket, and you just have that awkward moment when you have no idea of what to do next? If anything, you're about to pass out from all the energy you've expended and the booze you've imbibed. All right, can you relate? I know it sounds like I'm giving you an account of a first timer's experience, but trust me I'm almost in my 30s and you know I've been a player for a long time with these beautiful women. I just wanna know if you can relate. 😌

Calm down dude you're drunk

Those giggle chills... Those GODDAMN... giggle chills

And a picture that looks like Zenigundam making out with a legal age teenage badass sexy woman comes up. Vat do you see in ze picture? 💏

Take that back right now. Unless you like extended hospital stays, I DEMAND you take that back. 🐰

The people who came before me, I considered them the real OGs of coolness. These Gen Z kids are morpns...

And now I can't even remember the thread topic that this post went with. Yo, KN, come get your mans. 😡

Yall can tell which posts were standalone and which were thread starters

Merging four of my threads into one just makes my brilliant, witty threads lose their purpose and become incomprehensible. 🦒

Calm down 👮‍♂️

You're coming to terms with it. I like this.