Zenigundam

A "commercial" on the internet? 🤦‍♂️

Smh, get a job dude Easiest way to make money 🤦‍♂️

Ugh you're right. I should never give these cougars the time of day. 😥 Tho-tho-tho-those legal age teens. Tho-tho-tho-those legal age teens. 💏🙋‍♀️🐺🎅💪

I highly doubt that that's the reason. Actually, I know you're wrong, but nice guess though... I guess... 😌

If she's not a virgin, it's cool, I just know that I want to be her man and be the one who makes a family with her. 💪

Oh god just look at that body on her. I wanna have kids with her

Dont be a hypocrite now, at least I date (legal age) 16 year old women. 🙋‍♀️👫💏

QE, you're cool and all, but if I actually caught you in that position with my lanadellady, I'd have to slump you!!! 👊

Oh my god oh my god oh my godddd I can't keep my wee wee under control

I love this woman. Yes, I'm disappointed and wish that she could be a legal age teen (ages 16-18 in NJ 💖), but I still know that she just might be the one to start a family with after that last pic I saw.

Lana Del Rey is my future girlfriend, I just hope that she's humble and doesn't expect expensive cruises and vacations to Paris.

My heart is thumping out of my chest right now. As in, honestly, if I met this cougar Lana Del Rey right now, I would become her boyfriend by tomorrow morning. 💏👨‍🔬🦒

Lana Del Reygundam 💓 Anybody have an address? 😐

I'm getting the giggle chills just looking at that tat below her tummy and imagining putting two or three hickies onto it. *heart flutters* 🐺

I honestly wanna have sex with Lana Del Rey now. I just need to know that she's a virgin. If she tells me that, we're gonna have amazingly passionate sex, but if she says that she's not, you better believe I'm gonna be taking down names, banging on doors, and delivering thorough ass whoopings. 💪💪💪

We could start a family, Johnny Del Reygundam

I actually want her now... 🐰

ITT: LB is paranoid about the presence of true alpha males on the internet 💪🐺🤫🦒👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

Any chance Lana Del Rey is a virgin? I think she's really hot and I would give her a shot, but I don't like how she's 33 instead of being 17 (legal).

Those hips... those tender lips...

Dude, playing Black Ops 4 does not constitute military service. This is stolen valor. I served in Operation Loot Lake with the 53rd battalion, 2nd division and I can't stand when we get these Gamestop gangstas fronting like they've been through battlefield grime. Your story just isn't all that plausible, Mr. Taken_Name.

Ummm... about that... 😂

He probably liked you. My eye quivers when I talk to a young woman who I want to serenade with sex for too long.

"Inter" and "act" Holy shit did you really just say that

You'll rue the day you banned me, as well as countless IB posts on Lithium that are lost