Zenigundam

Dude you gotta stop that, girls think it's weird. They're hard wired into the mainstream, they're on sitcom status, not killer action flicks

Isn't that the thing weirdos use to abduct ladies? I'm not talking about chloroform, but it's like the same thing

But that'll be my theme song once I get that bench warrant, driver's license, and car situation settled. I can see it now, pulling up on the sidewalk, shades down, beautiful single beach legal age woman walking along. Get outta my dreams. *percussion* Get into my car. *synthesizers* 🙏💏💪🦒🎯👮‍♂️🐺💰

Getting laid over YouTube 💏

Why are you so jealous? 😌

Whaddya think? Don't wanna creep this legal age babe out 🐰

was watching Collateral on a summer track trip to Vermont. That was straight 🔥🔥🔥. I liked that Asian nightclub scene. 🐺

Come on now, I haven't been a virgin since the early 2000s. Why all the lies? At least make them believable... 🤦‍♂️🐰🍔

Wow why are my avatar's eyes bugging out like that

Oh man... those giggle chills are kicking up again...

Yeah just came up in my recommended people feed. That's cool.

😏

Did she respond, you mean? She's probably guilt ridden because she's hooking up with somebody and also scared that I called her on her bluff, so now comes the part when she turns me into a villain and the beta guy she's briefly seeing breaks it off because he's too nervous to try it again and has a 1 inch ding dong. 🤦‍♂️

She didn't send that message, I did. 🦒

They need to get a life honestly.

If any of them get an attitude with me, I check them INSTANTLY. That's how a true OG gamer rolls. Broken controller and a nerd on the floor 😸🏈🙏🍟🔥💏🍔💪👊

Quit acting like this is all liquid courage. This is my lone wolf alpha male nature in action.

Well... 👮‍♂️

Congrats I'm getting married too, just have to let her know 💏

I'll never walk away from any of that. I get amped up in those kinds of situations. 👊🔥🍟

They say at my job that I never stop talking when a problem arises and that I don't de-escalate situations. This is the third time in the past week haha. I better cool it, I guess. 😸

Oh.... 🐺

Explain yourself.

I'm gonna upload a new one next month on Valentine's Day. It's either gonna be one of me making out with my legal age sweetheart or fan art of me making out with her. 💏

How the hell are they gonna have 10 minutes in the corner between rounds?