Zenigundam

That kid is such a pussy. 🤦‍♂️

Awesome job, Froppy. Stay single. 🔥

The captain is way too old for her. She's a god damn legal age teenager!! 🤦‍♂️😾👊

And now she wants to go with them? Has she fallen for one of them? Wtf is going on?! #$@% this, bro!!!

This can't be happening. It's bringing back bar memories when the Chads would try to steal my Froppies.

Not comfortable with all of those muscle bound meatheads around Tsu. Getting really angry, wish she'd stop saying adorable to him 😡

Don't worry about it. *shoves you and flexes* 🦒

Are you talking about freezers? *giggle chills* 🐻

$@#% Zoobooks, I'm gonna start a series called Harambe Books about animals breaking out of captivity and joining forces to find other zoos to lay siege to.

I'm the resident feline expert here and I think you should let her decide. She'll let you know when the time is right.

This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥

He's probably just challenging me to make moves, like when I scrap with those master level spirits on Smash Bros

I wonder if that man is even an alpha male

Basically getting all the hot babes and beating up all the wannabe homewreckers

If I ever go out, I'm going out like a champ. You? You're gonna go out like Bob Morton in RoboCop.

LB, go watch Disney Channel or something. 😸

Good, now we're getting somewhere. Thank you for obeying me, son. 🦒

I typed my post while laughing like a maniac. You're probably about to cry right now...

Only post original thoughts please. Thank you. 👨‍💼

We never met up, dude, quit acting hard. 🤦‍♂️

What are you even talking about? You're drunk, dude

Not opening that message

This ain't a game!! New year, new solutions 👊

Are you gonna cry?

I feel like I always have badass, witty material. The older ladies in the late 20s-early 30s range are on guilt trips and are too egotistical to give in to my advances and the women I ACTUALLY go after in that blessed legal age range are just mostly confused because they're used to the beta male sentiments of their times. But guess what, baby!!! It's 2019, we taking this world back!! Reestablishing that alpha order 💪🍟🔥