Zenigundam

The odds of that occurring for any given person are infinitesimal. Also, my funeral would be attended by a ton of legal age teenage women, and the media would make a huge deal out of a non story because they're comprised of jealous betas who could only dream of droves of legal age hotties showing up at their funerals. 🤷‍♂️

We had a convo going on... The ball was in my court, and then she started lying about having to be somewhere and I drunkenly called her out on her BS. I probably should have just taken her number and accepted the lie, but I'm an honest guy and my conscience told me that I had to call her out on the spot.

Those are pretty cool pics, but you have to act your age, fuggz. I mean making out with a 19 year old and whatnot, come on let's get real

I know. I dropped the ball... 😪

No, lunge and tap her on the shoulder or make any slight kind of contact to grab her attention and then ask her what she meant by the loser comment. I struck up a convo with her to begin with because I was enthralled by her beauty, but I just wanted her to explain herself. Damnit, I dropped the ball on this one... 🤧

But the thing is that I'm a winner, and even the legal age teen who I like wasn't really feeling it when I talked to her today during class. It's because I need a haircut honestly. You know how these young ladies are...

I was about to lunge at her, but I saw a couple of mall security guys converging upon the situation and, to be totally honest, I wanted to start swinging on everybody, but I had a busy day and I didn't want to chance it that an armed officer would detain me before I beat them up and scampered off and called an Uber. Yeah, so, I'm mad at myself for not being able to ask her why she said something so mean. Even though I was lunging, it was more of a tactic to get her to spill the beans about why she would say something so stupid. 🤦‍♂️🐺💪

Let her go. You're holding onto the past too much. She did what she did, but that was a solid 15 years ago. It's over with, dude. Plenty of 🐟🐟🐟 to be caught

*Orchestrates the town choir* You had your chance and you blew it. A legal age teenager, and you knew it! "No! No! No! NO! You dumbass teens! That was all off key! Sing it again!" 🐺

No clue who you're talking about, but is the legal age 17-18 year old female WY demographic into this? I might have to book a flight... and later on a hotel room for two... 💏

Take a step back... *approaches and keeps moving forward* 🦒

Also, that's a really weak sting, but I know the ABC does stuff like that all the time.

I don't know why, but the part when you said under 21 but legal gave me the excite chills 🐺

Must be a Star Trek reference

Who dat?

The way you just said legal and high school sent an excite chill down my spine. 👫🔥🐷

I'm a solid looking guy, but 10 is a lot. I'm sure there are about 3 or 4 teenage hotties who are always thinking about me and have me on their watch lists though. I just don't wanna get in trouble even though they're legal. Can't ruffle those feathers

Jealous?

You know what I mean by legal age. *gets the giggle chills from imagining his lips pressed against that tender, legal, 17 year old woman's cheek* 🐰

even though she was a legal age teen and people would shoot awkward facial expressions? Well I'm young looking and don't have that problem, but yes I do wanna kiss a legal age hottie. 💏

The... supreme... gentleman... 🐰

I'm gonna get this kinda setup soon enough... Well her parents will pay for it since she has to study for the SAT... 🐺

she'll hate me even more? Why is this the likely scenario? I hate when girls are so blind to the real alpha male in the picture that they become this delusional and irrational. A lot of these young women don't get how romance works... 🤦‍♂️

Those hips... those tender lips... 17 and oh so legal. 💪🦒🔥

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