We were in another world, a hot, legal age teen and her soon to be boyfriend making out right outside her front door. Dad slammed the door of his SUV and started to approach us with bad intentions and I coolly said, "Don't do it, pops. She needs a father figure. She's all grown up, but she can't afford to have you get hurt."
And so he backed off ashamedly and I gave her a goodbye kiss and told her that I would call her later on that night. π°π₯π