Zenigundam

Take a step back. I don't want anybody to get hurt today. 😐

Don't give into the beta BS that these young bucks are on. We need to bring about an alpha uprising so that these dumbasses stop conforming and lose their virginity to mindless, sexy women. We need to make them tougher because right now they're acting like the characters on Sesame Street. 😐

Damn I've gotta get better at this game. That would be so cool to win the Fortnite World Cup and get the $10,000,000 prize or whatever and get a Congressional Medal of Honor

*blocks the exit* Why don't you stay right here?

Dude, because betas would be scared of being confronted about not tipping whereas alphas have their fists balled and are ready for action should the driver dare to bring the topic up! 👊😏🐻💓💏

This generation's kids are hopeless.

*Briefly breaks down in tears and then looks up with a sharp, determined, cold glare* Zenigundam is on... an Alpha Revenge Tour. Alpha Revenge Tour, rated R

Her account's gone. 😦

Uber kept giving me drivers from 30 minutes away. I think they did it on purpose because I never tip. If I find out who's behind this tomfoolery, he's getting his ass kicked. 👊🐻😡

Who's that?

"Maybe you won't be such a disappointment in the next dimension!"

His philosophy on modding was fine. My only criticism is that he should have had a fan collective type social networking platform on here, and promoted it on sites with hot girls who wanna give the forum life a shot.

This is crazy. I actually like the feeling because it makes my eyes water up, so it's like my stomach is too damn alpha and strong to be defeated by a lil bit of malt liquor on the daily. Now I know for sure that my Fortnite conquests are indicative of my warrior nature in a past life. I probably fought at that battle with the Trojan horse and was murking everybody with the legendary heavy shotgun.

Sex is what makes HS the perfect training grounds, like I mean for legal age HS biddies, they need to learn somehow... Ohhhhhh *giggle chills*

My mom always let me stay up till whenever, but it was just video games, reading, and TV in my room. I never had sex as a kid because kissing a girl on the lips is what normal kids see as the next great romantic frontier. Sex is HS material

Bro you don't own a company bro 😏

Dry heaving? Hmm is that it? Sounds like it

Wtf

and your eyes tear up? What's that called again?

I miss those really long posts, he just went all out and said everything he had to say about a topic.

The alpha knowledge is truly weak in this thread.

No one should call the cops

Drinking endless malt liquor and fireball shots, eating my free half pepperoni half sausage Domino's pizza (online rewards) , playing Fortnite and Breath of the Wild on my Switch all day, occasionally going to YouTube, OKC, and UEMB, watching Toonami until 12:30, then opening a bag of Cheetos and playing more Fortnite, and then going to sleep and waking up at 11 today

It's called internet research, just making the point that cyber security isn't really that tough these days.

I do that all the time with dummy Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat accounts.