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Zenigundam

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  1. I think it just might be. That's what it's saying on Switch. The Switch version is the best one because I can pummel these little kids and rack up 6+ kills in matches whereas on PS4 I'll either get 1, 2 if I'm very lucky or I'll just get murked as soon as I land anywhere decent.
  2. Please don't call me that, my legal age, online biddies. I hate when they do that. Sugar daddy means 40+, late 30s if you're balding and have a beer belly.
  3. I was what #3, I always get extremely pissed when I'm not the #1 option might have just happened again this weekend on OKC as this very hot girl who I had a long, awesome convo with hasn't logged back in since Friday afternoon. Hopefully she didn't have sex, but I kinda think she did
  4. Is the hero really crying again? All Might should be the protagonist.
  5. Oh so no Coco wants to go out with the younger Gohan instead of Mr. Satan huh? Bringing back awful OKC memories. This'll never work out, he's almost getting her killed right now. I can protect her.
  6. Videl's looking like a treat.
  7. Can't believe they made this movie Alpha ripping off my life story. And the main character is a lone wolf, an actual wolf. I'm suing depending on the box office returns.
  8. If I were Mr. Satan, I would lean in to kiss Coco.
  9. That's what I'm talking about!! Coco loves the dad bod, and she's probably even younger than Videl, but still legal aged. CocoxMrSatan let's fucking get it!!! 💏
  10. Haha oh just stop. You're so out of touch with alpha culture.
  11. Smh. Stick to fedoras and Starbucks, dude. These alpha levels are way too powerful for you to handle.
  12. And I've never liked the way this whole YouTuber crap changed the site and its general perception, but he does all the pranks I should have done in the early days. So funny
  13. Thank you. I can look at pics from 1996, 1998, 2002, even high school pics and I just haven't aged all that much. It's pretty damn impressive. These hot, legal age teens are gonna regret passing on the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior when their boyfriends are going bald at 25, and I'm sitting on my leather couch at 40, rocking out on the hottest game, looking like a studly older teen jock myself. We already know that girls my age are regretting the dating decisions they've made over the past circa fifteen years. Some of them even got married, and while I didn't attend their weddings, I'll be attending their divorce hearings as a visual reminder of what could have been! 😐💪😏🔥🏋️‍♂️💏
  14. I'm getting it shortened to be short sleeves because the cuffs are tricolored and striped, so I have no clue how the tailor would be able to trim those. Stubby? Try manly, alpha, and muscular. I could be a pro wrestler if I actually like the sport. 🏋️‍♂️
  15. I thought that jersey site was alpha and would understand my demands, but I guess their employees all wear fedoras while making these jerseys.
  16. I bought an XL Buffalo Sabres throwback jersey for $220, but while I'm cool with the length of the Jersey, the sleeve length is like two inches too long, and the bottoms of the sleeves are hanging ridiculously under my arms. Haha wtf is this? I wear XL all the time on normal clothes, but they designed this jersey like I'm a 6'5", 240lb dude going for a tight fit when I intentionally wanted the oversized XL with normal XL dimensions going on. 🤦‍♂️
  17. Cougars...
  18. *leaves through the window before my 20 year old mistress's 24 year old (beta) hubbie gets home* 🐻💓💏
  19. And still looking sub 20s 💪💪💪
  20. I went from adorable to sexy. Watch your mouth.
  21. I haven't aged much. Wow. Alpha. Oh so alpha. 💪💏🏋️‍♂️
  22. Contempt? That's only if you curse out the judge and knock him out.
  23. Judges will be lenient about them I think because they're really "I need time and space to think things through" orders, so basically violating them is like handing in a homework assignment late.
  24. What's than a gray eggos waffle
  25. Nah, sadly she really went this far. She isn't well. 😯
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