Zenigundam

Restraining orders aren't even bad. They're part of certain relationships, but you've only been in conservative relationships, so you don't know what's it like to take a ride on the wild side and get with some bad bitches and some of them have final restraining orders too! 💪💪💪 #AlphaMoves

naraku, thanks for coming out of the closet and all, but this thread is meant for the ladies. 😏

Newest pick-up line. So far they've all chosen me. Meeeeeeeeee 😦🤦‍♂️💪🏋️‍♂️💏💓🐻🍕🌭

That's garbage juice, bro. They play that on my plane flights. I'm not even from the 80s and I could choose so many better songs. 💪💪💪

Specialty*

Blackness is my speciality. 💪💪💪

Tea, coffee is bitter bullshit.

Alphas Rise 💪

You're welcome, but I don't want any special recognition because I was merely performing my civic duty. 😐 The true heroes are still out there. 🇺🇸

Yeah as if I won't beat everybody up, I'm stocky and strong, a former marine 185 of pure muscle trained in the deadly arts of clinger throwing and bolt action aiming.

I was stationed at Titled Towers during my service time.

I'm an RPG/Platformer type, and Fortnite is 🔥🔥🔥.

Ocean City is awesome btw. I have a feeling that I'll get it on with a hot girl on the beach the next time I go there.

Bro, the British Royal Air Force! I remember you from that overseas mission! *turns back to the club girls* Remember?! 😦

I wouldn't do it, but I think I could pull off the whole "former Marines facade", which isn't a crime btw because stolen valor is when you profit off of false military self identification, but I do think I could tell the biddies at the club about how I used to use the epic scoped AR and the legendary dual pistols and whatnot.

I'm starting to think I might have served... and valiantly.

Fortnite is an amazing game. Just got 5 kills in 50 v 50 match like true G. The best part was when I somehow ended up sneaking behind the enemy fort and started picking them off one by one from like 3 feet away with my hand cannon, and there was so much gunfire coming at them from my team's forts that they didn't realize I was killing three of their guys from behind, I felt like Michael Myers in Halloween 4 when he was started killing the hillbilly dudes from behind on the pickup truck. 👽

And there's guy named Ninja who is almost unbeatable head to head.

Elliot Brady

Good point... 😦

Happy Birthday, bro. You just might beat me to the punch as far as extending our UEMB bloodlines goes, assuming the birthday sex goes well tonight. 🤦‍♂️

Only if you play that "talk to my teammates every second before taking a step" kinda scared ass lil boy Fortnite. I play that Hero Fortnite, coming out from the woods on the enemy's side in a 50 v 50 and going in like Rambo 1 against 25, true lone wolf alpha male warriors die young but their legends live on forever. 💪💪💪 Imagine how badass I would be in the marines? 😏🐻💏

I do, but I haven't played since last year. That game is a blast online.

Ah so July 24th, 2017. Wow... I was just a boy then and now I'm a man. I went from sucking at this game to kicking up on Switch players with my alpha power. 💪🔥🕺💏

*approaches malt liquor/fireball mix smoothly lingering on breath* Don't do this to yourself, bro. *while cracking knuckles* 😐