Zenigundam

It's complicated. Basically my ex didn't know when to give up the ghost and I fell into one of her stupid, little traps. I'll explain it in detail once the court case is over.

Try pure, badass, lone wolf, alpha male warrior muscle, mthor. 🐹

Honestly, yeah I do I have to be in court in a few days. I'll actually win this one. More worried about my bench warrant coming up.

Why is she doing this to me? I feel like she just wants me to flip and start smashing doors in. 😡

Lol I'm Puerto Rican, I'm good

I'll be here, guys. I have a fruvolous legal situation that my spurned ex has put me in, but I'll make sure she doesn't win this because I believe in justice and America.

Quite the hickey, 11 year age difference and legal... 💏

Drunkenly dropped my phone yesterday in such a way that there's a crack across the camera lens, so you guys are gonna have to deal with that alpha, while glare thing for a while. Only alphas know. 💪💪💪

Wow that hot, legal age teen really did give me that hickey on my upper arm the other day, huh? 😥

Massive alpha levels on deck. 😐

I rolled up my short sleeves t-shirt sleeves to show my muscles as about 15 people were boarding (most of the front seats taken obviously sitting in the back so I can DRINK), and nobody even sat in the back aisle with me. Those who boarded sat in front of me. 💪💪💪

*sigh* A cougar 😦

*takes notes* Potential Johnnygundam candidate

Let me autograph those sometime. 😏

Wow she was a real treat. Need to get me somebody like that, bro 💏

That's one of the best movies of all-time. I remember when I saw The Lost World in theaters as a kid. The original is one of the best movies ever. 🕺

Top 10 😐

I'm in the process of building a family, young lady, and a hot, legal age teen will bear my firstborn son. Please take a step back. 😐

Her father will not like the idea of Johnnygundam being in her tummy. 😧

That 80s didn't even happen.

Were the 80s even real

Stalking is used so loosely by this generation that it's lost its meaning. Pretty sad really because it makes the most innocuous actions fall into the stalking category in a lot of these kids' minds.

Your boobs are so good.

Her father must not find out. 😐💪🏋️‍♂️

Don't cry. We'll find her. I know it. I just know it. 😐 And then sex will follow. 😦😏🏋️‍♂️💏🍕