Zenigundam

You better stop playing with me! 😡

Making out with a legal teenage female cutie

A masterpiece of romance and alpha male dominance I came up with this about two minutes before I posted it, just call me Shakespeare

Just doesn't make any sense, then I'm just gonna go into total alpha mode and make the shrink lose his or her mind (and job) once the psychoanalysis yields nothing. Being an alpha male is both a gift and a curse. 😦

Totally Sane Alpha Mode Learning Dodgy Bitches and Thots 💪🏋️‍♂️🕺💏🔥

and I reached the arcade and saw her making out with Chad Douchee, a well known jock. I yelled at her, "Stacy, what are you doing?!" and she turned around and blushed ashamedly, while Chad stepped to me and said, "Bro, get lost, bro." and that's when I unloaded my left hook into him and sent him into the next dimension and did the same thing to the white knight arcade employee who tried to intervene from behind and then I looked into Stacy's eyes and said, "Come with me if you want to live." She was frozen and couldn't muster the courage to respond so, in a move of alpha male brilliance, I said "Come with me anyway", and grabbed her gently by the arm and we rode off into the night on my Suzuki motorcycle. Sex was imminent. 😐

FPS for real life. *crazed eyes* 😐

Indeed it would be. Alphas on deck, bitch! 💪🏋️‍♂️💏

King of the Hill was popular way before Adult Swim, so Comedy Central will only introduce it to younger viewers, not increase its peak popularity. Futurama was different bc it made Adult Swim blow up in popularity until Family Guy even though there was this one amazing, and superior comedy named Mission Hill on AS before Futurama came into the picture, and I'm not even a fan of Futurama, but I remember it even being advertised on radio stations over here to promote its initial AS run, Orson Wells type promotions.

Sounds like a juiced up bread, imagine me on steroids

Is pretty bad, I only watch Dragon Ball Super, My Hero Academia, and Pop Team Epic on Toonami

*falls asleep*

They would laugh at your futile attempts to get me behind bars and then we'd pound it... and continue laughing. 💪

I mean what would you guys like to talk about? I'm very cultured and sophisticated, but I also very much appreciate the simple things in life.

He doesn't like younger girls, plus you're taken. He wants somebody who's like 65 and single

beat up the ref because he got you mad? I did because he kept making stupid calls to make my team lose and I saw the girl I was crushing on cheering us on from the stands, so I pulled my alpha card out and beat up that ref to show her that I would protect her and then... and forever. 💪🏋️‍♂️💏

Bro... You just asked why anybody would cut a tree down lol. You do realize that most of the stuff in your house is made out of wood... which comes from trees

We could have made babies together why did she have to do this the guilt is strong in that one

Is that a serious question?

What's wrong with you dude what's up with all these weird ass thoughts and fantasies

Otherwise Vegeta would be a stepdad.

Online dating sucks, dude, these cute girls get a hundred messages and then meet up with morons and then get mad when you call them out! THAT'S crazy shet 🤦‍♂️

We had a nice convo going, but then she disappeared the entire weekend and ignored me that Monday when I asked her how spent her weekend. And of course as soon as I called out her shadiness, THEN she replied. Can't trust these online thots nowadays, bro, you basically have to race to get her like a thirsty little beta and clearly her little weekend fling didn't work out since she's back on the site and humiliated that I called her out to the point that she blocked me. Typical... 😏💪🏋️‍♂️🔥🍕

Alphas are the plan. 💪

Never had any plans