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Zenigundam

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  1. Ever notice how you can pronounce it "teh killa"? Oooohhhh... *giggle chills* so evillllll 🀑
  2. Divorce a legal age teen? Ummm... wow... 🀒
  3. They weren't recently children. They've been women for a solid 5+ years... Also.. I think it is possible. *cracks knuckles and approaches* 🐰
  4. You're old, don't do it
  5. Wtf lol. I don't date kids that's called pedophilia and gross, I only date legal age... *giggle chills* teens... πŸ°πŸ’πŸ€³πŸ’ͺπŸ’–
  6. 21 is old, dude. Why do you want to sleep with someone who drinks her life away and will be going through a midlife crisis tomorrow? Date legal age teens, they remember how to have fun.
  7. So just make an IG and add her? I've been checking out her FB too, and she liked the profile pic of this guy in NY, who I fear she met from OKC, and I just hope they didn't have sex or even kiss each other tbh.
  8. She's 25, which is cringey, but I don't mind dating older girls that much if they're as hot as she is
  9. She's a hot blonde. A German au pair and we talked briefly on OKC last year but she said she was going to London for a while, and she never logged back in after a few days, but I've been checking out her Instagram and she keeps changing the main pic, even though it's set to private. If I want her to be my wifey, should I just give in and make a quick Instagram, add her, make plans to meet up???... and then obviously I'll be in my element and she'll be my girl because I know once we meet up there's no going back. 🧐
  10. The Smurfs is a cartoon. Like what are you even saying
  11. ... *approaches, biceps in full force* How about you wake up, buddy? 🐻
  12. I honestly HATE when girls say this as if it's the norm, yet I don't ever get to test it out because my girlfriends are meeting up with multiple guys, I would love to be in this situation and then catch her and drop her and catch her again and just play a beautiful melody with her heartstrings, if only they weren't so dumb and would fall for badass old school action guys, no clue why beta is in, probably because their parents grew up in weaker times πŸ‘¨β€πŸ”§
  13. Ok... Why would you do that all the time though? How about you just let him find the remote? Doesn't that seem like a better plan? A better course of action? 🐻
  14. I'm a size 9
  15. Lithium green, beep beep beep weehah!!
  16. I don't know about all this, bro. Attacking is too strong of a word. Say chasing through the parking lot maybe πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»
  17. "Pedo"? Because I like to chase legal women a few years younger than I am. I'm sensing a lot of... jealousy around here. 😌
  18. I love feet. There's nothing quite like licking a legal age teen's tender feet, especially it she does track. πŸ˜¦πŸ’–πŸ”₯🐰
  19. Fox, dude, knock him out dude
  20. So if you see me kissing a legal age teen at her school's football field while wearing a varsity football bomber jacket, you would think that I played for the school's team and she's my cheerleader gf since I'm young and good looking
  21. Please don't use the d word, Pooh. πŸ˜•
  22. And the lady waitress disrespected me several times and I chased her and John Quinones came out screaming, "Wait it's a TV show! It's a show! She's an actress!" and I started beating him up in self defense when he got too close to me, and then I also pummeled his security guards when they got too close to me. And the "actress" locked herself in a storage room, and I didn't want to look crazy and break down the door, but I did contemplate calling the cops and pressing assault charges on Quinones and his security goons for approaching me with the threat of violence (aka assault).
  23. I think I do know... *confronts everybody in this thread* πŸ¦†
  24. ... Creepy... 🧐
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