Zenigundam

What's my crime? Because I'm loving her? Because I'm thinking... ofing her? 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

That makes no sense, I'm young and beautiful... forever...

Here's what happened, I ended up sitting in the passenger seat because I ordered an Uber pool and he was taking two passengers in the back too, but there's really supposed to be a 2 rider mad limit I thought. Anyway, we're about 10 minutes away from my job and we come to a traffic light, and he peaks over and starts looking at the UEMB thread I'm gleaning, and he's looking closely like reading everything, and I tell him that this how I pick up girls and he goes on a jovial rant about, "F--# outta here, ain't gonna be no "giggle chills" with me" etc etc etc, so bas8cally he tried to make me look like a beta male in front of those fine backseat female passengers, likely 22 year old cougars, and it got me agitated because I wanted to set things straight and oppose him, but I also needed to get to work so there that's what happened

Those legal age teens feeeeeeeelz 😦🏍🐰

Those were great times. 🐷

I'm in love with this girl and she will give birth to Jonnygundam and then young Johnny will ask, "Dad, how come mom's only 17 years older than I am?", and I'll respond, "Son... she just is. Make me proud and marry a hot, legal age, teenage woman someday." 🇺🇸 *Looks up longingly at the starry, night sky hair rustling in the wind*

*wraps blonde legal age teenage woman in his biceps and gives her cute footsies while falling asleep, pen0r retracts after plentiful and enjoyable sex* 😐

Nah it actually happened, but I also don't wanna get fired

We both stay the same. I'm not gonna be too old for legal age teens until I'm really old, and there's Just for Men and wrinkle therapy or whatever it's called to prolong that. I'll love them forever. 😦❤💪

Totally forgot I made this thread, I was drunk lol I think the B&W '03-'13 option covers too much time too much time compared time to the other options, but honestly Adult Swim didn't change that much during those years except for Toonami.

17 year old babes are legal age women in NJ. 😏🐰🏍

She is my age, I was 17 just yesterday, your jealousy is palpable 💏

Yeah so if the lead actress on the next season of the newest Star Trek show was a sexy legal age teen, you would stop watching? Pleaaaaase.... You would want her

You're a proponent of age discrimination, dude. #YesAllWomen 💪

"A real adult"? What does that even mean? 17 year old beach body women are considered adults where I come from. *gets the giggle chills just thinking about them*

I wanna find a woman who is hot, in high school,.and legal, midnight. Can't you accept what a bold alpha male wants? 🐺

Don't threaten me, LB, you can't beat me I'm too powerful. 🐻

Eh, nevermind I'm sobering up, but ysah this is just a ridiculous statement!!! 🐰🏍💏

Yeah if I get fired, I'm blaming you!!!

Not at all. You're young as well, my cousin was born in 87 and I tell him all the time that he should marry a legal age teen, but he's too involved with making AMVs and trying to salvage a career as a movie director. Whatever, I don't even think my HS had a 10 year reunion back in June and, if it did, I would have come in hammered and impregnated a past classmate and then I'd have some baby clinging to me and Johnnygundam nine months away and that's definitely not how I planned it. No! NO! NOOO!!! Cougars aged 26-32, get it out of your heads that you're gonna date me. My older sister is 34, I'm dating a prime, young LADY aged 18-19, because that works for me, we'd be like water and oil, honeys, stop trying to take my money I ain't Kris Humphries, betches, think I'm gonna fall for that Kardashian gold digger scheme fuck No!!!! 🐻💏🏋️‍♂️💪🏍🐷

Wtf are you even saying *chugs another one*

Excuse me, sir, I was replying to LB, not you. And I'M pretty sure that he was out of control... almost begging for a fight that he would surely loooossssseeee. 😦💪🏍🏋️‍♂️🐻 (He'd get rocked)

Legal age teen, I forget what she said to make me say this, but I told her, "2003? That was like yesterday." and she gave me that alien look and she said, "What the $%@&?! I was two years old, and now I'm 17, that wasn't yesterday." Anyway, the moral of the story here is to put things in perspective and stop trying to play me, stop listening to the media and acting like stuff from three years ago is old and you won't think like her. I'm young and hip... and always will be... 🏋️‍♂️

Predators are guys in their 40s with beer bellies sporting wife beaters. I'm young, hip, and pretty much... unstoppable. 🐻

Calm down.