Zenigundam

You're so lucky. I wish these buses would do something like that

He was a poet or something right

Beta males don't nearly beat up their Uber drivers, walk with their chests pumped out, and watch legal age teens age teens at the mall. You're tryna make a jock into a nerd, which is quite ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️

Betas don't get laid. Come on now... 😏

Why do you always back the beta males

School shooters usually have the shifty eyes, social paranoia, and greasy, unkempt hair

20 years ago, Dragon Ball Z started playing on Toonami. I remember that summer, I was a kid

Ok don't be a nerd about it

That happened like last year and you're acting like he's Top 10

If they were creeped out, they need to see a therapist. Girls are literally crazy these days if that stuff creeps them out. 🤦‍♂️

Smh. Middle aged is like 42, and I'll still be a beastly alpha male checking out legal age teens by then... and kissing them too, on the lips 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

The funniest thing is that everything I say actually happens and you guys are making me out to be some crazed weirdo who needs to be tazed because the alpha levels I'm displaying are far ahead of my time. I'll never get restrained dude

*Ignores link and steps to you" 💪

Smh women

Yes

You basically don't have to do shit, so that's why I love it when strong alpha males such as myself call these "women" out. #YesAllLoneWolfAlphaMaleWarriors

Girls have it so easy.

What's wrong? The alpha "thot" exposure levels too strong?

Dude... stop acting like you know when you don't.

like I'm the artsy, mentally unstable, school shooter type instead of the bulky, insanely strong, lone wolf alpha male warrior that I actually am? I find it laughable to the highest degree, makes me feel like Peter Parker hiding his Spider-Man identity, except that I'm not scrawny like him, I'm strutting 185lbs of pure, unadulterated muscle. 💪🐃🏍🐻

They weren't creeped out at all. When I got in the car, they were oogling the shit out of me. Also, I didn't even say a word while I was on my OKC messaging adventures. 😏 All I can gather is that the Uber driver got insanely jealous of the moves I was making and he wanted to try to stop my flow by putting a false image out to the backseat female passengers and, rather than expose him and knock him out, I did the chill alpha thing and just let him complete my ride and let the backseat biddies decide for themselves, perhaps they were too dumb to know the truth or perhaps I turned them into daily Uber regulars so they can someday see me again, who knows

I win. 😏

Not really. Cicadas can be all kinds of colors.

Creepy? So in 2007 it wasn't creepy, but now it's creepy. It was never creepy. Let a young man fall in love and have procreative sex already Jesus

Kicked me out for looking at my phone? Also, if you or the Uber driver actually tried to pull that on me, we'd have the highway police arriving at a vehicle with an unconscious driver slumped over the wheel!! 🐻😐💪😏💏