Zenigundam

These poll results are so misinformed. Jealous because I got that legal age blonde teen's number and you couldn't even muster up the courage to talk to her? 🐶 Legendary lone wolf alpha male warriors see an opening and take control of the situation. Yes, I had her draped all over me, but I can't apologize for having that intrinsic ability to get these legal women to cling to me. I should be known as Mr. Love Magnet from now on... 💪👨‍🚒👫👅

I could definitely handle her. The real question is: Would she be able to handle my barrage of cuddly kisses? 💏🐰💖 *heart pounds uncontrollably*

Poll option #3 was so damn clever. I'm such an alpha male... 😌

I feel like if she's a hot legal age teenage therapist, we can help each other. 🐰

Dude, we're headed toward civil wars. SJWs vs. Republicans Incels vs. Chads and Stacys You heard it here first!!! 🐻💪💏👨‍💻

I would probably make a YouTube PSA video that shows me walking through the hallways donning my alpha male jock attire, and talking to 18 year old senior babes and collecting their numbers (I'm a transfer student in the video), and then toward the end of the video, I say, "You know what? Never mind going out on Friday night. Join this site and we'll have some internet fun instead." *hands the legal age 18 year old babes a badass looking UEMB business card* And then the hottest of them says, "Wow!!" 2nd hottest chimes in, "This is SO cool!" 3rd one adds, "See you on Friday night, Zeni! Can't wait to register! 👧" Video ends with me walking out of school, pumping my arms in victory, and smoothly declaring, "The real world is overrated. UEMB is where the real party's at." ⛹️‍♂️

18 is the new 30.

30 year olds these days look rough. Look like they're ready to hang it up and collect social security 👵

I have to make one. I have to connect with her again. Absence makes the heart grow fonnnnndddderrrrrrr. ☹💖🐷

Do you mean... I was her... 😢 *gets the giggle chills* I completed her. I filled the void... She... needed me. 🐰

She can't do this to me. Maybe she's still a virgin.

This episode was weak a few weeks ago and it's still weak, should have marathoned a bunch of new eps

Dude, again with the s word... *restrains him* *Bouncers move in then fearfully back off, realizing that the Zenigundam would humiliate them in combat* 😐

So basically a talking polar bear, a dude with a hawk head, and "Cementos" who looks like a Lego robot.

Penguin, please don't use the s word. 😕💪🏍 *approaches, muscles in full effect, testosterone raging*

Zenigundam-kun

That HNA reporter is hot. I wanna have my kids with her.

I wanna kick his ass

Deku and All Might= Betas That dude with the silver and red hair should have been MHA's hero. Seriously, Deku is unbearable, I hate him. 😡

*revokes Deku's man card* Can we get another protagonist for this show? Deku's a pussy. 🐰

I wanna put my hand around the back of her neck and pull her toward me and kiss her on the lips, but she has to cooperate and bend slightly cause her old OKC says she's 5'11, but yeah hand around the back of her neck as I reel her in and make out with her... Ummm... Do you think she's had sex since last October (when she last logged into OKC)? I really hope not. It would upset me. 🧐

Older kids, preteens, puberty transition if that's what you're asking. I mean I'm not an expert though

Nah those are kids wth lol. You just asked that? 🤦‍♂️