Juice McKenzie

Ugh what a nightmare Now I'm going to be paranoid about it happening to mine

I've seen a UFO in broad daylight Not sure what the fuck I saw but I saw something abnormal.

Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.

I'm not familiar with any other message boards/the one's i've seen don't seem to be active enough to want to join And then reddit looks rot foreign for me

whats that?

I haven't had it in 4 years I think.

She's really cute but that did nothing for me.

I don't know what that is but I'm pretty sure i'd still prefer chicks with dicks.

You know what's bullshit? I've had to do those DARE programs in school and every year, the officer in charge would let one of the students borrow the "DARE bear" and not once was I ever picked to but I guarantee, most of the kids that did have and or are currently using recreational drugs yet here I am, DARE bear-less and I've never touched any kind of recreational drug or had the desire to. So fuck you DARE and your stupid bear. Piece of shit.

I just say offensive things because I think its funny. Over the years, I've gradually been less and less of a pussy who gets offended by pointless insults.

It's been a year since I last cried

What did you have going on that night?

Oh fuck, where do I begin?

I've seen parts of the first one but never actually sat down to watch them

I prefer android 21

Why the fuck are none of you reporting him? That's against the law

Warm feet and legs?

Maybe he lost all of his money in the market crash and jumped out of a window

SHE'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY!!!

I'm sure someone wants to fuck it.

Trap doujin's

I don't think I could handle it honestly. I dont believe I'd be able to survive and I know for a fact I can't run. In the end, I'd probably just kill myself but not before committing debauchery