Juice McKenzie

they're probably plotting against you

I smoke cigars because they make me look cool.

I had a somewhat similar situation with my hermit crab. I thought he died because his old exoskeleton was attached to his shell so I placed his aquarium in the garage to prepare him for burial and when I came home from school the next day the little shit fuck was eating his former self. He came real close to getting buried alive.

stupid molting bastard

Ummm... ahhh.ummmmmm.....................hnnnnnngggggggggggg

I latter because daddy likes him some chocolate and everybody already assumes i have a baby dick anyways

I usually go once a year and throw a hotdog into it

Yes but also Sango

then its a win win

I don't care enough to learn the game. Plus since my friends are constantly talking about it, I've come to hate it by proxy.

its probably a dude

No its not

its true

Cut your losses and become a girl already.

The pic of Gene and Mel kissing naked is making my pee pee hard

no latex, no playtex

I saw that in a futanari once

that's not secure

Netflix has a lot of crap on it