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You heard that right: It's technically better than nuclear war!

And LittleKuriboh was the guy who describes the movie for blind people, just like in The Force Awakens.

Exactly. There was a post on the front page of Reddit, from /r/ShowerThoughts, about how people are going to be bummed when famous people continue to die in 2017. I'm shocked that somebody had to think about that before coming to the conclusion. News flash: More people are famous than ever before, and the people who were famous when you were young are really old now, and they're gonna die. So I expect this to be the new normal going foward. [and we haven't even gotten into politics yet]

I got a new computer chair, a Keurig coffee maker, and a T-Shirt from the college I go to, among other notable things. I also padded my anime collection out with the entirety of the original Love Live! on Blu-ray.

On this blessed holiday, the Pant Devil's Evil Twin has finally given you what you wanted... Re:ZERO #12.

True. And my grandparents are serving turkey for the Day of Giving this year, which is good because we didn't go there for the previous holiday.

Jeopardy! airs on CBS where I live, too. In fact, I think the majority of stations where it airs on CBS, and I've never heard of an NBC affiliate airing the show.

I think this has more to do with Sony not owning any cable TV channels of their own, so any network that wants a Crackle show could get one. I see episodes of Sports Jeopardy! filling a lot of airspace on NBC Sports Network.

Mmm... nice Dia. Kantai Collection #6 Space Ghost Coast to Coast: "The Justice Hole" and "Knifin' Around" [you don't know from fun!]

Well, I guess that's the true end of the ASMB. I figured I'd let you guys ride it out over there in the darkness while I used the shiny new board given to me by a gilded moderator. I did take advantage of the alternate boards to save the content ratings threads me and Poke made. He'll probably like this: http://web.archive.org/web/20161114005848/http://boards.staging.adultswim.com/topic/4780/when-things-go-splat-a-blatch-review-special-now-at-v2 http://web.archive.org/web/20161114010433/http://boards.staging.adultswim.com/topic/4805/a-general-thread-for-content-ratings-aficionados-now-with-shogi-and-biker-schoolgirls http://web.archive.org/web/20161114010303/http://boards.staging.adultswim.com/topic/15795/pokenirvash-s-oreimo-review-series-revived-unmarked-spoilers-ahead

Well, having tons of nukes for the President to use is one thing. I'm just paranoid that, when the arsenal shifts from a calm and collected ruler like President Obama to Trump... well, he has a short temper. And he wonders why we can't use these destructive weapons if we have them.

I'm being serious, by the way. Upon hearing about Trump's insistence on building up a nuclear arsenal (and his friend Putin agreeing with it), I have come to the conclusion that we are fucked. Somebody's going to insult him, he's going to retaliate by blowing them up, and then the whole fucking world will be screwed. Not to mention all of the other horrible shit that could do us in. I could see a bunch of people dying due to the effects of climate change before the year is out. If we make it to the end of next year alive, I might as well renounce my nihilism... or not, since we'll still have three more years of this shit to go.

Without Gman to bounce his nuanced anger off of, he must be bored all day, yesterday.

And the test dub back in 2014 started out with the first three episodes of Stardust Crusaders rather than Phantom Blood.

Maybe they're just trying to get a rise out of people?

Figured I might as well pump this here for a change of pace: Ghost in the Shell: SAC, a classic [asa] favorite, will return to the block in February once One-Punch Man reruns end. Click.

Uh... okay. I have two questions about this. One, is this coming back in to take advantage of the upcoming GiTS movie? And two, considering that Manga Entertainment (probably technically Anchor Bay) is about to re-release the whole series on Blu-ray, will they be getting getting brand new HD-ified tapes from them?

As long as they're cheaper than marathons...

That's right! Catch the entire show (starting with episodes 1-5 until Wednesday) for free all this week. Plan accordingly, and you might not even have to watch any of the upcoming marathon. You could just stay for Scavengers and then check out to your Christmas sleep. :

The 20th anniversary Toonami block will have the premiere of Sand Whale & Me and probably nothing else. Also, why bother with the Friday Toonami block when you can air the same old lineup plus two live action shows and get better ratings for less effort? :-*

So in this episode, they discussed .hack//SIGN, and there was a brief Dragon Ball Super teaser. I won't go into detail since I didn't watch it, but that sounds like exciting stuff.

Kantai Collection #5 (rewatch) High School of the Dead OVA: Drifters of the Dead Space Ghost Coast to Coast: "Telethon" and "Snatch" (with the Colonial Man ending)

Well, they don't have to be music videos, even if that might help. And in a Toonami first, this one is leading off the block.

But don't forget to force the other guests at your New Year's party to watch it, too. : In the long term, I could see short animated programs like this being a low-cost solution to the dreaded movie problem. Just stick new content in front of a marathon, and suddenly, a few thousand people will have no choice but to tune in.

This popped up on the "enhanced backdoor" schedule, so I felt like sharing it with you. If you've been following Crunchyroll's Twitter account for as long as ten seconds, you've probably heard of this. It's a collaboration between this company and some dude who's a musician and the brother of a Polygon employee. I don't know better than that. It'll follow Scavengers in the "Cool Animated Shorts Starting with the Letter S" category. Check for it in the very first minutes of 2017... or, you know, just watch it here.