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Rooting for this guy who is on a bit of a losing streak....hoping he gets back in the win column for no other reason than just because Out of no where I hear, "y'know he posts crazy anti-vaxer stuff on twitter right" W....T......F Is this what life is now? Dina was right....miss when everyone was addicted to drugs and not forming opinions...they were never excited to share those

'cause those attacks aren't cute and adorable

I was? man, my memory is fading away....I mean i'm watching someone's cat and I don't know who it belongs to, but I hope they come get it soon or.......did I steal this cat >.>

That happened to me a few years back....thought I was going to die lol

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baybee

because it might not be enough?

I legit came in here thinking, "oh shit, fif leaked a sex tape" super disappointed

you, sir, are a visionary....and my executive producer....the jake paul episode will be our pilot

I don't know what's in the water, but people are lookin' hotter around here....

Yeah, she.....was a bitch, apparently..........that's really all it takes these days

You're hired

This is the pic I'm giving security

Why must you always be difficult? I've given security a picture of your face....from now on, only people who tell me what I want to hear and laugh at my jokes are allowed near me

As it should.....there's a revolution coming Why are we chafing ourselves to death in spin class when we could be air humping ourselves into shape?

Invites to a taping? lol Not only do you guys not get invites, there will be a court mandated restraining order in place for all of you 😈 I'm starting to see how the power got to Ellen '>.>

See, this is why I never watch any award shows.... If there was a true accounting, this movie or show would have swept the oscars or emmys just based on this scene alone

They want me to replace Ellen!

think of the creative writing opportunities....have a different story on hand every time you have to explain it you owed some money to a bookie your neighbor didn't take too kindly to you shushing his dogs you fell down the stairs, wait that's the real one right? you were juggling knives you were listening to a very sharp song

dude, that looks gnarly Can I touch it?

You have a real talent for deflating my enthusiasm

sweet.....you have to bring someone with you, it's a two drink minimum, and we have to help clean up afterwards