O....K.....this is awkward
I'm thinkin' of going another way on this....it's not you, you're great
It's just, y'know, the followers are gonna have certain expectations
and your image doesn't really scream cult leader, y'know
Buuut, this guy on the other hand....I mean, look at 'em....he's perfect....probably already in a few cults, workin' his way up the ladder
Now I was already planning on pulling the strings from the shadows, so hey, crazy idea, why not join me back there....
we get this guy as the face of the thing (and possibly/most likely the scapegoat when things possibly/most likely go sideways)
and, what the heck, we'll get this guy in the leadership structure somewhere just 'cause
Waddyya say?