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She's actually one of those super woke college kids who would take offense

This guy gets it.... It would just be mean to tease her like that....

Sitcoms raised me. Scrubs and Malcolm in the Middle are basically how I formed my personality.

I'm feeling a lot better now, but a couple hours ago this thread nearly drove me insane. There's a film I watched a long time ago that has the same vibe as this one and I couldn't remember the title and it felt like my mind was melting. There were also other circumstances, but this really pushed me over the edge. Anyway, everything's fine now and if anyone can recall an indie sci-fi movie with a title that starts with a Z or an X that has the same vibe as this boner pill movie, please let me know.....or don't, it doesn't matter....none of this matters

You think it's weird if I give my mom a leather jacket with the words 'Hot Bitch' across the back? I ordered it for my sister before I saw what was on the back and at this point it just seems easier to switch name tags on these gifts.

I saw that episode of black mirror and I counter with the episode of friends when Chandler and Joey accidentally messed with their cable and got free porn... That black mirror guy grew up with it so obviously he isn't going to appreciate it....

...and they replace these boring athletes and actors in ads with porn stars... Just imagine the new insurance ads....I mean that gecko is already naked and that deep chocolate voiced dude is doing a lot...in my mind I always add a "bebe" when he says "are you in good hands" "Gatorade, is it in you?" Come on, this is a lay up...

Happy four minutes left of your birthday it still counts >.>

My friend just had a kid too. He made me hold it, so I looked it in the eye and said, "it's all down hill from here." It threw up on me. Baby - 1, Mix - 0

You want to see it, don't you? I don't blame you....it's quite a sight Once in a life time Like seeing Bigfoot...........'s dick

idk what to tell you...that's what it is

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Happy birthday and happy holidays, Molar May your days be filled with buff black guys on fur

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