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I don't know what the Digimon looked like, but this sounds right.

But there are other places known for other things that don't spawn the same stories I've heard about miami and cocaine I'm not talking about myself, I've never been to miami...I've just come across more stories than I could possibly deem coincidental of people going there and suddenly developing a need for a deviated septum....

what do you mean? If there's a place in america that's inextricably tied to cocaine, it's Miami

...that makes you want to do cocaine?

lmao Fucking Mint, that is

I'm sorry, but I thought the point of becoming a "Love Guru," much like a yoga instructor, was to have sex with the frequency of a musician.

But then crab evolves into Kingler.....following your logic, that makes Kingler the perfect life form

and this is where I go, "Why is crab the perfect life form, Stilgar?" and then you try to put a positive spin on your STD.....I've played this game before

Sooo...a less successful Pokemon Well, at least I didn't miss anything

Another trick question. That pokemon's name is spelled Civilian.

Can you explain to me what Digimon was about? I never found out and to this day when I hear that word all I think is, "Digimon, Digital monsters, Digimon are their champions," over and over and over...

Trick question....that's not a pokemon, it's the monster from the movie Will Smith did with his son....the one where he goes, "fear is a choice OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I mean, you must harness your abilities to fight that creature while I never leave the safety of the ship" It was terribly written

...Pokémon

This is a comedy

wow....none of that sounds appealing but I get your point

I'm very sleep deprived....the obvious isn't so obvious

Recreate this look......it's a winner

Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong. Blood doping? What the fuck even is that? The man had cancer, then he didn't have cancer, then he rode a bike fast. What the fuck did they want from him? You want to make it really fair, lets give everybody in the race cancer and then we'll see what we'll see. I don't know what evil looks like, but i'm willing to bet it doesn't have tiny arms and big legs....I mean have you been to prison, those fuckers are top heavy....you see benches in every prison, but not a squat rack in sight.... I rest my case.

So it's not revenge if it's on behalf of someone else?

What would that look like?

at a guess, i'd say................too much work?

It's a Goth Sex Cult operating within a Goth Night Club...there's no such thing as Sex Clubs........unless you count S Club 7

Actually, they never registered with me. My mind deals with it the same way most people deal with the middle east. It's happening somewhere else. They'll figure it out. I'm gonna go make a sandwich.