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everything is a lie

it would of been funnier in the sitcom of your life if you used the rent money to buy a ps4...

Bill Cuthbert? I went to school with that guy...say hi for me....tell him "those idiots are still looking for the third cow".....he'll know what it means...

a gallon a day

oh jeez.....does black Lupin know?

why did you wait this long to come to me? Give me a second, i'll get my magic wand and we'll sort this...

Legend has it, back before the west was won, a young man by the name of Jackson Ezekiel Dorsey was making his way to the new territories when he got himself turned around. He came across a crew of outlaws who, naturally, robbed him of all his possessions. Left to wonder the desert, dehydrated and circled by vultures, he decided he'd gone as far as he was going to go and dropped to his knees, bemused at the inglorious end he'd come to. Seemingly out of thin air, an impossibly thin man with a ridiculously thin mustache appeared on a rock mere feet from him, whittling a wooden horse.....and from that day on, far and wide, people played the game and called it Black Jack.

yeah, it's a thing, but between the cheese and pizza sauce you might as well not bother...pizza is not meant to be healthy, bruv... every "healthy" pizza i've ever tried was just awful...

Sex and immortality.....there are worse things to center a show around... 4 episodes in and it's sorta wearing thin though...probably could use a few more wrinkles...

was that what the $275 was for??? I thought it was for rent......did you choose a ps4 over rent????

oh, is that right well, I had a nice time.....jackass

I watched the the game...I just cheered for whoever wasn't winning at the time...was fun GO Sports!

maybe it was naturally sourced, antibiotic-less, free range, organically fed, daily massaged, politely killed, and quietly mourned chicken

yaaas queen

I said zeni and naraku, not viper and _______

well, yeah....the huge difference in numbers....the way it was delivered....don't you take this from me yew bastid....i'm not completely dead inside yet like you are, I can laugh at dumb things...

right....risking all our lives seems almost worth it

...beating the old record of 28

actually, some would say i'm too observant...coincidentally those same people have restraining orders against me, but hey, what can ya do, it was a christmas present and i'm not into stars...

it's a layup, a slam dunk, a touch down, a home run, and another sports thing....

just found this footage from Wacky's bar...

nope, just read a word and have the requisite brain power to remember how it's spelled mere seconds later...