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Mix

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  1. oh, for sure he takes a car for a test drive and makes for the boarder, solidifying his legend....in the tv movie adaptation he'll be played by Mario Lopez
  2. my guy, you are a drag....your disappointment, which seems to be your base emotion, is all you ever express....
  3. You know he also pulled a snip-and-dip....that's apparently when you get a hair cut and then walk out...I guess it's the kind of stuff you can pull at white barbershops, idk >.>
  4. of El Magnifico
  5. literally have those in my hand right now.....come over, I've leave the back door open, don't mind the dog he doesn't have rabies he just loves whipped cream
  6. haha...me too...I have a soft spot for some bad movies I saw as a kid....they just seem awesome to me Have you ever watched Idle Hands?
  7. Not once in my life have I been too or even seen a Bennigan's....in my mind it just seemed funnier than other restaurants that you could possibly be swindled at...idk
  8. not so fast....what kind of communist?
  9. Mix

    Cocaine

    Huge cocaine fan over here...don't use it just like to be around it...study it...appreciate it.............................use it sometimes >.>
  10. hockey............chicken
  11. you're gonna have to break this one down for me
  12. ...fast forward two weeks Scoob: "Guys, don't ask me how, but he got me....i'm currently at a Bennigan's staring at a $83 check" Us: "Wait, what!?" Scoob: "What can I say, the man's got skills...he's like the Bobby Fisher of dine-and-dashers"
  13. That was one lady's story...the others had different experiences...like one lady lucked out 'cause the manager recognized the guy from the local news and threw him out before their date began.... buddy's still at it though...which I find hilarious...like getting caught and outed meant nothing to him
  14. is that an insult...never heard it before... haha, would be an interesting body modification though...."Doctor, I need a dick nipple...I just don't think i'm getting the most out of these orgies and a dick for a nipple would change all that..."
  15. What's good? Suggest some stuff....
  16. come now, Zeni is way classier than that
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