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This is still going on? I thought we were all kidding This is going to be worse than that time Peter was roommates with Oscar Pistorius

It ended how it started, with you paying for his sins. You're like Jesus.

not even kidding...I googled you and Morpheus told me you were the one Where do I sign up?

I think they're both into dudes, but sure, I guess, if they're game

How would two people who live in the same area and know the same people ever meet? Is that what you're asking me?

Yeah, you're right....that's pretty sloppy....he's gotta call his shot before, not after he lands it

They're still technically family....can't really risk fucking up with them....gotta give them back how you got 'em

pfft, waddya talkin' 'bout, this is a potential life hack....some other broad does the heavy lifting and gifts you with two fresh rugrats just in time for you to hit snooze on that baby clock......in the end, it's all upside, they're rentals....

Someone thinks you did something and accuses you out in the open. You didn't do this thing, but you can't help but laugh as you try to defend yourself, thereby making you look guilty, which you recognize, but this makes you laugh even more as you continue to half ass your denial of the accusation. Which obviously doesn't help. This process escalates until you're not even defending yourself anymore, you're just laughing at what is now a furious person who is dead certain you did the thing they think you did.

I say got for it.....you got nothin' to lose

that's definitely a guy's handwriting

you are fucked Congratulations!

I can teach you calculus, but not in two days... Plus, i'm a little scared of ELDEMONIO

Just to be clear. You worked out, got a strong core, then didn't work out again for twenty years?

Take up yoga...long term solution to most of that shit

You should have said, "I'll have what she's having"

what about those food delivery apps like uber eats?

awesome.........now what?

Not talk. This is based on consumer reviews. Someone actually told me that.