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Mix

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  1. keep your third eye open
  2. Brian Simpson had the best theory to explain this... There are racists in every profession, but everybody only talks about black people's struggle with cops... At least cops have to break a sweat....lie to somebody... plant evidence....the whole nine....but a racist life guard just has to not notice you out there.... So ask yourself....is it that black people can't swim.....or have we been the victims of a decades long conspiracy by the aquatic wing of the KKK
  3. You know how you know Jesus was black......he walked on water....a white guy would have swam that shit
  4. You don't want to mess up and walk into the wrong room
  5. we'll just make it the only rule....this isn't a bureaucracy
  6. That could be one of the group rules....the first rule even
  7. For some reason I suddenly feel like starting a group or club of some sort where dudes would fight each other....a fight group
  8. You can't order Chicken Wings on Black Jesus' Birthday? That's Blasphemous
  9. yeah, idk about that...........askin' myself stuff is how we got here
  10. Do the voices count?
  11. And have nothing to do with the Smash Bros. character Meta Knight.....which is spelled completely differently despite how you may think it sounds They are also nice people who won't judge you when you look stupid.
  12. when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse 'cause they too left for the holidays to visit their family living under @Vamped 's house
  13. @NaBemie2020 is the heart and soul of this place. I think we should make him the admin. His moral compass has never steered us wrong. also, we should welcome back Fuggs and Rainman....
  14. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung is just about the nicest guy i've ever come across. And i'll say as much when i'm interviewed by a reporter on live tv after they find the bodies and begin the nationwide man hunt. ... - "Did you have any idea what he was up to?" - "Well, no. He was just about the nicest guy. Which, I guess, in hindsight, should have probably been a red flag."
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    movie night

  16. Mix

    movie night

    Those good for nothin.....wait....out of town?
  17. good news....I found the marijuana bad news....we're out of chips not even kidding.....kinda wish it was the other way around....those chips would have hit the spot
  18. santa wuz callin' us hoz fuh deez gifts, son....think about it.....nobody laughs like that
  19. we just have to calmly find the purple crown royal bag with the marijuana in it before the family does.....that or come up with a more convincing lie than, "oh it's organic tea my buddy brought me from south asia" Now think carefully........concentrate..................where in the house did I leave my bag of cape cod chips....
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