This one girl at work is a pain in the ass and a fucking liar. She acts like she knows everything about everything, but if you catch her in a lie, she won't admit it.
Oh, and she's ugly as fuck, too.
I just got back from watching the new Halloween movie in theaters. It was pretty good.
Blumhouse Productions knows how to put out scary shit on a bargain budget.
I'm rather cross at the moment. Some wanker pissed on the seat. I went to sit down so I could take a shit, and I sat in it. The bollocks on that guy must be huge!
Just when I thought this day couldn't suck more, yeah?