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Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

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  1. This one girl at work is a pain in the ass and a fucking liar. She acts like she knows everything about everything, but if you catch her in a lie, she won't admit it. Oh, and she's ugly as fuck, too.
  2. I just got back from watching the new Halloween movie in theaters. It was pretty good. Blumhouse Productions knows how to put out scary shit on a bargain budget.
  3. Nah. Oxygen is necessary to breathe and shit. Plant more trees, fucking hippie!
  4. That's what I'm doing right now. It fucking hurts.
  5. That explains why your body looks all mangled and shit. It came back together, but everything is out of sorts. Poor little dipshit.
  6. We all need help. Admitting it is the first step.
  7. You should totally blast some Cannibal Corpse in their direction.
  8. He'll find a way. Oh, yes. He'll find a way.
  9. It totally is.
  10. Take your shirt off, damn you!
  11. Getting knackered. You bloody colonials and your Treason Day.
  12. Look, mate. Does this sorta thing really belong in Free For All?
  13. It says I'm a centrist. https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=58.5&d=48.9&g=40.0&s=54.4
  14. I'm rather cross at the moment. Some wanker pissed on the seat. I went to sit down so I could take a shit, and I sat in it. The bollocks on that guy must be huge! Just when I thought this day couldn't suck more, yeah?
  15. Yes, I was on the British Broadcasting Corporation. They interviewed me for several of my albums over the years.
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