Why am I on a Kate Bush kick? I don't know, but she's incredibly talented. I'm utterly convinced that if she had been several years younger (like around Taylor Swift's age), she'd be a huge star.
One time, I had a dream about making out with a one-time [as]MB'er. That was several years ago. So long ago that I bet there are very few that even remember her.
It doesn't count if the two of you never actually dated.
But hey, I get it. Talking out of your ass just to make yourself look and feel better is sooo much fun.