Codename: Jackass

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD

LIVING IN A SHOTGUN SHACK

I've mostly had "THE HEAT GOES ON/AND THE HEAT GOES ON" in my head this week.

Make that keyboard sing, good viper.

DROP ME IN THE WATER

Explain

Phillies is a Russian sleeper agent. Someone must have inadvertently posted his trigger phrase here. Stand down, comrade.

I mean, look at that FUCKING thing. It exists to do one thing, and one thing only: ruin your day.

I see a wasp, I kill it before it stings. Because you know they sting just because they can.

I'm a disagreeable giver.

I'm 26 and I've seen 15-year-olds with better mustaches than I have. My beard is okay. Could be better, though.

didn't read lol

Bees are good. Wasps though... they can all die right now.

My vision was wavy for a minute. Same thing used to happen to me after marathon Guitar Hero sessions.

More bumps and ridges for her pleasure.

We had such promise until we broke our promises.

I've never had a sexual relationship with my work supervisor. I was just asking the question.

In the year 3535, ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies. Everything you think, do and say was in the pill you took today.

Why can't it be the year 2000? I wanna live in the year 2000. When having nothing meant having everything.

Steven Wilson - Hand. Cannot. Erase. A progressive rock concept album by English multi-instrumentalist Steven Wilson that is partially based on the true story of Joyce Carol Vincent, a London woman who disappeared one day and was found dead in her apartment nearly three years later, with no one having noticed until then. Touching on themes of loneliness, isolation and heartbreak, this album encompasses a little bit of everything he'd done in his career to this point - jazzy, extended compositions, tighter, more aggressive metallic songs, poppy anthems, ambient soundscapes and more. Probably one of the better albums he's released in his long multifaceted career.

The most recent album from electronic music darlings Boards of Canada, this album is more spacious and ambient than their previous material. It's a cold, lonely view of apocalypse in real time, and, though the soundscapes are grim, there is stark beauty to be found in this album as well. Few albums have left an impression on me like this one.