Codename: Jackass

I'll post a picture of my new mattress when it arrives.

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cumming in her cooter while she squirts on your pooter.

I WANT TO PLAY BUT I GOTTA GET MY LAPTOP

You're welcome in the empty household as you are.

I don't even watch anime anymore and I wouldn't trust a weeb on a question like this unless, of course, it's our boy @bnmjy

The Xbox controller is in the center of the table, taking precedence over all other things.

You have a roll of electrical tape sitting there.

Well, I'm out of this one, but I won my money league, so...

We've got a real Master Ruseman infiltrating our board, guys.

Alright, whatever dude.

Horses shit wherever they walk.

I hope you find the peace you seek. I'll pray for you.

This is sad.

Now you're on a robocall list because you answered in the first place. Now spammers will never stop calling. Good goin'.

I'm not here This isn't happening I'm not here I'm not here

Right here right now.

That is patently false. The human body is 2/3 water, which is composed of hydrogen and oxygen only. damn rekt son

lol you can't get the quad ownage because you cannot into Dumpster Fires. omae wa mou shindeiru

Me and my boys John and Jimbo will have a whole barn raised for you within a day. Please provide booze for the barnraising hoedown.

If you had posted The National Anthem or How to Disappear Completely I would have listened to this album for the first time, but because you posted Motion Picture Soundtrack I will never listen to this album ever and I have burned my entire Radiohead collection, aside from Kid A because I have never listened to it.

Do a barrel roll.

The Eye of Every Storm, by Neurosis. Pretentious mini-review incoming. Shows another side of Neurosis. Their music has always been brutal and punishing, but also captivating in its exploration of our best and worst traits as humans. However, on this album, we see them take a more staid approach, working in long ambient passages and less aggressive arrangements that allow for reflection and thought. This is a recording by a band that was growing older and wiser, and shows an evolution of sounds and ideas they explored in their previous two albums, 1999's Times of Grace (a fantastic album in its own right) and 2001's A Sun That Never Sets, where ambience and breathing space would allow for a different kind of meditation than the dark and angry music in their earlier catalogue. While still overwhelming and forceful at times, The Eye of Every Storm gives us numerous reprieves from the sonic onslaught that Neurosis have been famous for. The production, handled by Steve Albini, is also top notch, and plays to Neurosis' strengths, allowing their sound in the softer passages to ring out with richness and warmth, and alternately hitting us with crunchy distortion when the time is right. This album used to be a little too heady for me. I loved the harder parts, but I found it a bit too relaxed and placid at times; I was younger and wanted the instant gratification. However, on repeated listening, this album unfolds and becomes something beautiful.