Codename: Jackass

You ever rip a fart and then smell it later and not recognize your own stink? Like just it smells unlike you?

Albert R. Broccoli, producer of many James Bond films. His nickname was Cubby.

Whang! - Metal guitarist from NYC who talks about strange and unusual people and events that occurred in the less savory corners of the internet. Also has a righteous mustache. Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik - He teaches you how to make "proper" internet comments while taking the piss out of his topics. This guy was also responsible for the infamous "Driving on Salvia" and "Gardening on Salvia" videos way back when. Jeb Gardener - He gardens. He does it with dramatic classical music. His experiments may be ill-advised.

I hope someone gets stabbed for a Crock-Pot.

Wanna scissor?

FIGHT TOUR IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN.

Thereare lots of people here who like me.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_pie

The filling is kind of a creamy sticky sweet concoction of sugar, butter and eggs, and you lay pecan halves all over the top until it's covered. It's so unhealthy but it's like ambrosia. It's truly one of the pinnacles of southern cooking.

That's fine. But if you talk shit about my pecan pie I will find you and shove your face in one.

You can get a violent nosebleed from seeing some nip.

YOUR RED HOT TAKE OF THE DAY: PUMPKIN PIE IS THE MOST OVERRATED DESSERT AND MOST PEOPLE USE WAY TOO MUCH NUTMEG.

It's GOOOOOD

Did you hear Rip Torn died?

lol

I came every day in October. Where is my reward?

lol

DEAR SIR, I AM PRINCE OF THE WEST AFRICAN REPUBLIC OF GHANA. I HAVE CHOSEN 1.000 OF LUCKY PEOPLE TO RECEIVE A WINDFALL OF OVER 1.000.000$ DUE TO POLITICAL DISCORD IN OUR COUNTRY. I MUST FLEE AND CAN ONLY TAKE SUCH SMALL AMONT OF MONIES SO YOU ARE LUCKY TO RECEIVE PART OF MY VAST FORTUNE. I WILL REQUIRE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS AND TO WIRE 500$ AS DEPOSIT AND SHOW OF GOODWILL. PLEASE TO REPLY SOON, MONEY WILL BE GONE WITHIN THREE (3) DAYS. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY.

Good day

What a chump, must be brain damaged.

FUCKIN' LIBERAL

My first thought: "wow, what an ugly son of a bitch." Second thought: "I bet I could take him in a fight."