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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I'm sorry to hear about your friend, but I know he'd be proud that you're living by your principles. I hope I'm not being trite.
  2. Aint no planet x comin cuz aint no outer space cuz aint no globe earth
  3. Im gonna jack off.
  4. Obama turned my frogs gay with chemtrails.
  5. Very tiny bugs that you can't see.
  6. or else all the BUGS are gonna find my MAN MUD AND MAKE A HOME IN IIIIIT
  7. OH WHAT A PURPOSE WHAT A PURPOSE WHAT A PURPOSE AND THEY FIND DIFFERENT WAYS TO SUCK THEMSELVES OFF SHE DOESN'T CARE SHE MOVES WITH A PORPOISE
  8. It is such a MAGNIFICENT PURPOSE And they find different ways to suck themselves off she does not care at all she moves with a purpose such a MAGNIFICENT PURPOSE
  9. Bouvre is one of a handful of people I could chill with. We can get white girl wasted and talk about Waiting for Godot.
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  11. Thanks, drunked philosopher.
  12. You're just as disposable.
  13. Your brain waves are backward.
  14. I'd be drinking but the DirecTV guy is coming in the morning and I need to be sober.
  15. One time I got really wasted and dented my friend's above-ground pool trying to do a cannonball in the dark, and then while sleeping it off I fell off their futon, tipped it over and pulled their curtainrod off the wall.
  16. Why do I resent my father for his shitty parenting yet still feel like I have been a disappointment to him?
  17. My team is the best.
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