Codename: Jackass

I know what you look like @Naraku4656 @Quackers @Athena 92 @Admin_Raptorpat

I'm more Anglo-Saxon mutt than anything.

Litecoin poseurs smh

My SSN is 123-45-6789.

I'm not engaging with any Nigerian princes.

Accurate

Because I did butt stuff and had a mind-shattering orgasm.

This bot doesn't even realize my Facebook has been deactivated since 2014.

Now is the time to retire.

I can't pay! Now mom is gonna see me COOOOOOMING!!!

BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE THERE... ... ... ... ... ........ ... . ........ . . . . ............ ... ... ...... ..... . .. ...

PILLOW FORT

Yeah, the audience cringed at that one.

The movie was decent.

AREN'T YA GLAD YOU GOT A BATTERY CHARGER FOR THAT NIFTY RING DOORBELL? We can trade cars, NBD. I'll be there tonight.

I'm not sure if the sore throat I have is from air travel or pathogen.

Does this mean the client becomes your responsibility?

Nothing like some long-distance pillow talk. ;D

I'll call you tomorrow at 2:00 AM.

What a dumby.

I'm getting a sore throat too. It was the enchiladas.

When you're here, you're family!

"Big dumb nerds" No endless breadsticks for you.

He did gotta go fast, he even said so.

NOT MY WRITER'S BLOCK