Codename: Jackass

First AirBNB for me but I'm satisfied.

He was a good guy.

They heard that quip I made this morning. You know the one.

Pat took a picture of me because I'm such a snappy dresser.

I'll pray for you.

I said I'd carry you three hours ago and you declined.

Good day on 30 year

Stood next to some people when they got married Someone tried to break intomy AirBNB.

From the shores of beautiful Lake Erie

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS.

I used one at the liquor store Tuesday. My credit union's ATM always gives fifties. If I pull out $80 then I get a fifty, a twenty and a ten instead of four twenties. Cashiers give me funny looks when I pay for $15 worth of stuff with a fifty.

Have you ever been to the Ancient Bush Cave of Uncle Barry?

I pumped out some sick bicep curls and got a big meaty erection from the forearm pump.

I ate soy burgers and beans and rice today.

What is going on with you, dude?

Some chicken and eggplant parmesan with provolone cheese A big spinach, romaine and carrot salad with bluecheese dressing Some yogurt for dessert I only eat once a day so it better be a big boy meal.

He's been making audio equipment since 1946.

Yeah it's small but it's loud as fuck in a room.

That's my thing but I have a tendency to let two become eight.

Thanks for the thing @StarPanda

Scoobdog big winner woooooo Skiles win poopoo bowl wheeee

That shit is definitely a combo of genetics and the environment in which you were reared. Addiction runs on both sides of my family, and my dad was a barely-functional alcoholic and terrible father through my teenage years through to last year, when he finally put down the fucking bottle, at least for now. I am very conscious of my own tendencies toward substance abuse, I sometimes rely on alcohol to numb the bad feelings. I'm lucky I haven't fallen in a hole I can't climb out of. I haven't had a drink in two weeks. Not a long time in the grand scheme, but it's a big step. I don't want to be like my father, or his father, who by all accounts was ten times worse. That's what I think about when I pass the beer aisle. I'm not about to tell you what to do, you're a grown adult, but I think I can empathize at least a little bit as far as alcohol goes. I don't know why I'm blogging here but we didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose us.