Codename: Jackass

So I was mopping up in the hallway and sipping out of a can of beer when my boss walked by. He noticed the beer and threatened to report me but I threw a chair across the room and showed him my raw strength, now he won't even look at me.

It's such a shame that I'm so passionate they can't handle me. They don't know whatthey're missing.

I'm always ten steps ahead of all my enemies and all the OKC hotties. It's all mindgames with me. They'll come around or face my wrath and this solid left hook. Just know when you mess with me you're playing 5D chess.

*throws chair across room* *slams Rogue against wall* Alright who else wants some? :it:

If you put him in Intensive Care he can't snitch! Show that little punk who the real man is.

You wanna play a little game? :it:

He'll use his Manu Magic (Manugic?) and the plays will just work without explanation.

Post-atmospheric dreamfunk is better than avant-math blackgaze. Cory in the House is probably the greatest television show ever, better than The Sopranos, The Wire and Breaking Bad. The only job that won't be replaced with automation by 2050 is dog walker. The dogs won't let a robot walk them. Cats will inherently trust the bots because they are stupid. AC/DC suck.

More or less. Manu defies explanation, he is a force of nature and I will honestly be sad when he hangs 'em up.

I used to hate Manu so goddamn much.

If you like BOC then you might check out Incunabula and Amber by Autechre.

I don't have opinions.

RIP

I've seen bigger and blacker

you drive a hard bargain fifty bucks

okay good good is that co-worker's shoulder kill?

alright but just to be same I'm going to need a writeup of how this thing works. you know for safety

Is the client okay?

so mysterious and wise

notto dis shitto again

this seems like a sketchy business model

why

what if pupper grows into doggo?

alright good I'm glad we got this confirmation. but can you tell me if all puppy are dog?