Codename: Jackass

I bend the spoon with my mind it ain't shit. by the way I have a Tony Romo dakimakura.

nah we're getting nuked into oblivion within fifteen years it'll never happen

better step off buddy I know kung fu

It's alright buddy, I'm dying so who cares.

You can't buy love, but you can buy a dakimakura. (translator's note: dakimakura is weeb for body pillow)

ya but is she dtf?

waiting for Kylesa or waiting for a legit band with two drummers

kek dead maymays from 2004

I'm playing devil's advocate, I've never even had pineapple on pizza.

Tomato is a fruit. Tomato sauce goes on pizza. Peppers are fruits too and they go on pizza just fine. BOOM

whoa ur 2 aggro rite now

u like AJJ formerly known as Andrew Jackson Jihad?

You'd have to be 5D to understand, I cannot describe with human language.

srsly though I know you're not really that into metal but this band has two drummers and they're p good

pretentious hipster bullshit

My mind is never made up.

You need to vibrate higher so you can capture the portal that leads from this world of 3D to the next world of 4D or 5D.

Yeah man pie is fuckin good.

Rude!

when the bass player gets his moment in the sun

ESPN 8, The "Ocho".

I'm 25 and haven't figured out a goddamn thing about my life. People tell me I'm smart but I think I'm pretty stupid. I identify myself with the bands, movies, sports teams and other miscellany that I like to make up for my bland personality. I compensate for this lack of a personality by using sarcasm and lazy humor so people will think I'm funny and interesting. I'm never really sure if people actually like me or just include me in things because they feel sorry for me. I have fostered a deep dissatisfaction with my life because I'm too timid to act on opportunities which present themselves. I'm emotionally damaged due to my upbringing and don't know how to nurture the connections I make with others. I'm pouring my flaws out to people I don't truly know on the internet. Pie is better than cake.

Yeah let's do a thing with twodrummers. I'll be one of the drummers.