Codename: Jackass

I'm dying so who cares

That's what I'm saying, you gotta plan so far ahead that it's unreal.

hell yeah

go to your room

Yo me too We have so much in common right now

You gotta go on all the important buying trips.

Really it was that 400th pound that did it. Should have opted for the 399 lb stove.

Sounds like a good night tbh

Makes ya wonder how many people will watch the show because of this information. Hmmm really gets those synapses sizzlin'

Shota is gross but I didn't know tumblr was ever relevant.

I never knew you were black!

Yeah but that box to bring them home means you have a snack for later, it's not so bad.

Very sad

Did they die?

Gray off-brand basketball shorts because why not.

*slams you against the wall* did you just step to me?! :it: Prepare to taste the wrath of my cold steel katana blade.

If you people can honestly disregard these facts then you are RETARDED! Have you actually ever BEEN in a space station? Ever notice how when you walk a long distance you haven't changed levels at all? If this planet were round then why haven't we all fallen off the edge of this giant ball? Fucking IDIOTS get your heads examined the media is LYING to you!

Don't make me unsheathe my bushido blade.

God DAMN that is a gangsta-ass Shadow the Hedgehog. DAMN he is lookin' fly.

Don't worry, my traditional drunk posting ways will return Thursday.

Finally I've done something right.

It wasn't funny when the genuine article Zeni was around and it's not now. I'm not drunk enough anyway.

*unsheathes katana* Don't make me show you my bushido blade!

That's Emperor Zeni to you!