Codename: Jackass

Then it becomes another trinket gathering dust in a corner somewhere. Is this where we're headed as a society or am I just jelly I can't enjoy things like the cool 13-year-olds?

Me too... me too.

All Baroness covers are awesome. Google "John Baizley art". Baroness - Blue Record Also I love all Converge stuff and Jacob Bannon artwork in general. Converge - Axe to Fall Cult of Luna - Vertikal Russian Circles - Empros Boards of Canada - Geogaddi

Someone should kill him.

Eat the blood to get back what you lost.

I have a whole roll of those stickers.

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You sure you wanna fuck with me and my crew, old man?

That's ice cold.

You'll have to come down to the small town college where I intend to premiere it.

My penis can only get so hard, guys, lighten up on the spinning.

I've decided that I'm going to write a one-act play about hubbb. It's probably not going to be very good but be on the lookout. You'll know it's me because of all the run-on sentences in the script.

I walk into the nearest Hot Topic or Walmart and instantly look for the skull and flames section. If it's got skulls, flames, or both, it's instantly 100% more scary and tough. My mom wouldn't buy me the Jnco clothes in grade school because she told me I wasn't hardcore enough. Now look who's hardcore, mom. Look at me now. LOOK, MA.

Is this your clitoral stimulation technique?

There were a few times where he'd toss out something akin to a rational thought that I can remember but I think the likeliest scenario was an unhinged man slowly descending into insanity (which is the more dramatic, Pulitzer-worthy story) or some weirdo who liked to dick around on internet forums using a spambot and giggling at people trying to make sense of it.

I'm rarely surprised by anything I hear or read these days. I'm not jaded, I've come to realize that truth really is stranger than fiction. I used to think it was just a saying when something weird happened. Not anymore.

Are you saying that hubbb is James Franco? It all comes together. Now I see.

We're gonna bring back hubbbposting.