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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    lotta tough guys around here now that the Sonic Rican ain't around to keep 'em in line.
  2. Codename: Jackass
    My Blockbuster is currently a struggling furniture store.
  3. Codename: Jackass
    Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit Tries to tell me somethin', I play it off legit "How did you handle it? I played it off legit
  4. Codename: Jackass
    This information has been extremely upsetting.
  5. Codename: Jackass
    Night time is the right time.
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    "I was out with Pat. "Was she shootin' shit?" "Yeah... but I played it off legit."
  7. Codename: Jackass
    Great, I'm getting in my car now, there's a long drive ahead of me.
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    Fifty bucks as long as he was disease free and not grotesque. If I have to take a risk on an STD then I'm upping my amount to $10,000.
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    I think I was sixteen when that came out and the people at Blockbuster really didn't give a flying fuck because I didn't act like a ten year old. She usually just gave me the bucks to rent a game or two.
  10. Codename: Jackass
    someone will become the new master of dumpster fires give it time two weeks at the most
  11. Codename: Jackass
    Alright good. When can I expect my interview?
  12. Codename: Jackass
    That was a fun two weeks that mom paid for me to rent Fallout 3.
  13. Codename: Jackass
    The people who can't help but reply to dumb bullshit will inevitably find someone else on whom they can hitch their wagon. As long as we have users who can't leave it alone, we'll have a Dumpster Fire folder.
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    Hey if you need someone around to abuse the abusers I can do it. I'll bitchslap someone for abusing a client.
  16. Codename: Jackass
    you're really sexy with your mascara smeared like that my dick is diamond hard right now
  17. Codename: Jackass
    I don't even know who my critics are.
  18. Codename: Jackass
    what a fucking shitshow this has turned into
  19. Codename: Jackass
    Why don't they hire enough people to cover shifts?
  20. Codename: Jackass
    Just feels like a normal day. I'm a shitposter, aren't I?
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    A real father shows love by beating his kids and showing no emotion to them aside from disappointment and contempt. That's how you turn your son into a REAL man.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    r u me?
  23. Codename: Jackass
    Lots of things
  24. Codename: Jackass
    I didn't realize accountants had to do so much computer stuff.
  25. Codename: Jackass
    I didn't know insurance adjusters had to do so much programming.
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