Codename: Jackass

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Can she wear the big boy britches?

I'm suddenly reminded that I used an Ulquiorra avatar for fucking years back when I was an angsty teen. Just kill me.

this lack of zeni is going to leave a serious power vacuum someone else is going to have to step up and become the toughest motherfucker on the UEMB.

It wasn't though. It was a really meta take on the death kanji tattoo since Japanese associate 4 with death due to the pronunciation similarity. People won't have any fucking idea why I tattooed 4 on my chest, they'll either think I'm a Dak Prescott Superfan or a Bleach Superfan or won't know at all. I'm going way too deep with this, I think I'm going insane.

lotta tough guys around here now that the Sonic Rican ain't around to keep 'em in line.

My Blockbuster is currently a struggling furniture store.

Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit Tries to tell me somethin', I play it off legit "How did you handle it? I played it off legit

This information has been extremely upsetting.

Night time is the right time.

"I was out with Pat. "Was she shootin' shit?" "Yeah... but I played it off legit."

Great, I'm getting in my car now, there's a long drive ahead of me.

Fifty bucks as long as he was disease free and not grotesque. If I have to take a risk on an STD then I'm upping my amount to $10,000.

I think I was sixteen when that came out and the people at Blockbuster really didn't give a flying fuck because I didn't act like a ten year old. She usually just gave me the bucks to rent a game or two.

someone will become the new master of dumpster fires give it time two weeks at the most

Alright good. When can I expect my interview?

That was a fun two weeks that mom paid for me to rent Fallout 3.

The people who can't help but reply to dumb bullshit will inevitably find someone else on whom they can hitch their wagon. As long as we have users who can't leave it alone, we'll have a Dumpster Fire folder.

Hey if you need someone around to abuse the abusers I can do it. I'll bitchslap someone for abusing a client.

you're really sexy with your mascara smeared like that my dick is diamond hard right now

I don't even know who my critics are.

what a fucking shitshow this has turned into

Why don't they hire enough people to cover shifts?

Just feels like a normal day. I'm a shitposter, aren't I?