Codename: Jackass

The car is in the front yard and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on Came in through the window last night And you're gone

(n)ot FORSAKEN

I feel like at the end there he was using a spambot. Maybe back in the day it was a real person. Or maybe he went off his meds and completely lost it, I don't know. I don't see how a normal person could derive amusement out of the way he posted.

no please unban him I want to know why everyone else is so upset.

Signed on the dotted line. empty -------------

Sometimes. Once in a blue moon he'd reply to people in other threads as well, especially if they name-dropped him. Of course, I think the whole hubbb thing was one guy using a spambot for the lulz. Or maybe he was truly insane.

I see. I really shouldn't drink like this but everyone's gotta die some day.

I'm confused. Who are we talking about? Wait nevermind I get it.

I think the Banana Red was what I was drinking when I got into a fight with some other drunk guy because he called me a burnt biscuit.

I hate the way things are too, that's why I drink. Actually this was a troll thread, I'm drinking a quart of Miller High Life, I don't touch MD 20/20. Not after the last time.

Hey man there is no shame in drinking a Smirnoff Ice. I give no shits about what someone catches me drinking, I just drink craft beer for the taste. I'm more likely to drink alcopop or malt liquor when I'm trying to get fucked up.

All the black girls around here that I've met drink Lime-a-Rita and flavored vodkas or sweet malt beverages like Smirnoff Ice.

I'd probably run after them and tackle them from behind.

Doom Metal Alchemist might dig this.

Wait, you drink the blue one because it makes you vomit? Hardcore.

Thunderbird gets me drunker but there's just something about the Mad Dog that I can't explain. I think I drink it because I'm fancy.

The orange one is an excellent choice.

I think I tend to stick with good ol' classic Red Grape Wine but sometimes I get a hankering for Banana Red when I really want to feel the Mad Dog's bite. And you?

Great but is there any boipussy or what?

good trees I always wanted a forest in my backyard.

Nice house man, just make sure you banish any unwelcome ghosts or feral genetic defects hidden away in a tiny room above the attic.

weeks later and Zeni is still causing butthurt topkek