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I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP CUZ I MISS YOU BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING

Why do they call that guy Mr. Glass?

I don't really want to watch Friends right now.

Watched Pulp Fiction, Die Hard and The Sixth Sense. Any other essential Willis-kino I need to watch/rewatch?

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Miracle Whip is kind of good on a hamburger as long as there are a lot of onions and mustard.

I used to eat only Miracle Whip because that's what my parents bought and then one day I realized that it's disgusting. Mayonnaise is the way.

Ah, I see where your dead son got his behaviors and personality traits.

I think I'll be okay. Probably the best movie I've seen in a long time.

Are you implying that suspected Zodiac Killer Arthur Leigh Allen was a nice dude? I don't think he was nice.

I've never felt fear of the Zodiac himself but the thought of being victim to a serial killer used to freak me out pretty bad. I'm kind of glad that I'm a big tall stocky male and less likely to be killed.

Just finished watching The Place Beyond the Pines and thinking about life as the beers I've consumed slowly work their way out of my system.

they will

breddy gud

When you get to where you wanna be... don't even mention it!

Earlier Criminal Intent episodes are maximum comfy but that show kind of lost the plot after a few seasons. SVU was the GOAT when Christopher Meloni was on the show.

I got my fill of Bonanza watching it with my parents growing up. They're baby boomers so TV Land was on a lot. I can appreciate a good TV western from the '50s or '60s, though. But still, Marshal Dillon's adventures were always more interesting than the Cartwright clan.

I'll probably just watch re-runs of stuff I watch now. Also Gunsmoke > Bonanza. Marshal Dillon is the man.

Spambots and web crawlers.

You ever eat some Rocky road ice cream and realize you really want to get fucked by a horse?

I've got the blue bird It might die It got wetted I stay dry