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Codename: Jackass

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  1. I will pay you $500 dollars American
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    I don't know how to respond to compliments so I'll just say thanks captain.
  3. I'll pay you twenty dollars American to take one off your hands.
  4. I was trying to light a black and mild with the dashboard lighter and took my eyes off the road and ran into a culvert and sheared the wheel off the axle when I ran aground on the driveway they paved over the ditch. Good shit.
  5. we didn't start the fire It was always burnin since the world's been turnin
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    I try It's really one of my only endearing qualities.
  7. weeb girls are freaky man
  8. pfft you WISH that was your car Powered by life fibers bitch. Roll up to the anime club bumpin' "DON'T LOOOOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAY"
  9. Yeah well when I was 20 I totaled my parents' car a block away from my house.
  10. Gnarly dude.
  11. tbh I would drive that car with only 5% shame.
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    You are absolutely correct.
  13. Nice meme A+
  14. Hey, me too. Cool someone else does what I do.
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    https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3384359.9081/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg[/img]
  16. My cousins would try to get me to do backflips off the one in my aunt's backyard.
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    I knew I should have gotten fucked up tonight.
  18. Codename: Jackass

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    let me know any time if I'm asking tedious questions.
  19. and your shoes are looking cool
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    Is this a roundabout way of saying "let's get fucked up"?
  21. It can cause electrolyte imbalance but at my height and weight the amount I drink isn't really an issue.
  22. Seems like an expensive way to get lip balm and water.
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