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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    I have roadside assistance through GEICO but I'd prefer not to have my car towed to the Chevy dealership so they can charge me $2000 for services, both needed and unneeded.
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    That's valid, but that's why God invented liquor.
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    Most macrobrews are pretty bad in one way or another. PBR is cheap and it actually has a little bit of flavor as opposed to stuff like Bud or Coors. Is it because of the "hipster" connotation?
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    Owning a car is overrated, I wish there were a better way.
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    Rate this cover on a scale of 1-10.
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    *grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
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    Cool, I just need my Tamagotchi, JNCO jeans and frosted tips and I'll be set.
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    You're just not enough of a "le quirky nerd" to be a Whovian! Excuse me while I tip my fedora and hop into my TARDIS for more timey-wimey wishy-washy super-dooper-pooper-scooper shenanigans!
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    "It's good because it's British."
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    FUCK TOONAMI
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    Intoxication manslaughter isn't so bad, really.
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    Fuck Adult Swim
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    Wrapped up nice and pretty http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1805280.1401061367!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/crash26n-4-web.jpg[/img]
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    oak tree you're in my way
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    Message boards are so 2005.
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    That's not a 540 Hardflip to Smith grind.
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    It's alright man looks like nobody gives a fuck about fantasy football either.
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    RIP in peace
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    RIP in peace
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    You're absolutely right, I am the human stain.
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    I was going to vocaroo a primal scream but I think I'll wake people up and get the cops called on me at this hour.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    Just doin' your thang.
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    LMAO
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    Ever had Oh's? They're like giant Cheerios with an oat cluster in the middle and they taste like honey and mouth orgasm. Those things fill a primal need. Capn Crunch also makes milk taste good.
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