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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. HELL YEAH DUDE MINION MOLLY
  2. I MADE A BIG EGG AND VEGGIE SCRAMBLE AND I SAID GOD DAMN THAT'S GOOD
  3. OKAY THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
  4. THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN EASY TO COOK
  5. This is an issue.
  6. "Stu...? What are you doing?" Making chocolate pudding. "It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" Because I've lost control of my life.
  7. I have everybody on this message board ignored, and I just click the show post button to see what they said. I do this for every single post. It's a compulsion, I'm sick. I have to do it or I'll die.
  8. How I get irrationally upset over trivialities.
  9. WHAT IN TARNATION
  10. When I prostitute I only take the cleanest johns, and I mean the cleanest, very good gourmet burgers they had, only the best.
  11. I voted Stein because she was Bernie on steroids. I bet you wish you could stomp my head in with a steel toed boot for being a race traitor.
  12. btw pal I live in rural Texas and Trump received 83% of my county's vote. Voting against party lines in this place is like spitting into the ocean, my vote didn't matter.
  13. >implying I wanted either candidate to win Trump cuck OAD (owned and destroyed) once again.
  14. This joke really only works if you know about his McDonald's habit.
  15. Why the FUCK would you ever do something so ridiculous?!
  16. "OOOH A LA DA LAAA GRU!!!" (I'M A PICKLE, GRU!)
  17. THEEEE EEEEND, CYYYCLE, PEEEL TO THE COOOORE
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