Codename: Jackass

Also, here are some good resources that I use for preseason prep and inseason management. footballguys.com (rate my team, status updates, rankings, projections, the kitchen sink) fantasypros.com (provides you with free tools to pair with your league, has player updates, best lineup vs your opponent, good waiver wire pickups and more) https://fantasyfootballcalculator.com/mock-draft (simple bare bones mock draft website)

@Distortedreasoning you were in the league last year, would you be willing to play again this year?

Were you interested in joining the league?

@1pooh4u @Hachiman @molarbear @SheemaGorath @Master-Debater131 @panic @StarPanda @Zenigundam

Alright nerds, I decided to go ahead and create a new thread so our stuff doesn't get lost in the shuffle of the NFL thread. League's set up, I'm prepared to send the invites. I'm going to be PMing each of my prospective owners with further instruction. NOTE: I still have three spots open, and there's plenty of time before the draft, talking a couple of weeks. If you're interested just let me know. DRAFT TIME IS TENTATIVELY SET FOR SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 AT 9:00 PM EDT (8:00 PM CDT and so on). If anyone has issues with this, please let me know. @Admin_Raptorpat or @Rogue_Alphonse if one of you would be so kind to float this thread I would greatly appreciate it.

One ounce is 28 grams. One kilogram is 2.2 pounds. One mile is .1.61 kilometers. One gallon is 3.78 liters. After that don't ask me, I'm peetarded. See what I mean? I got kilos to pounds mixed up. Peetard.

I find that if I put it in a cold pan and let it come to temp, it doesn't curl as badly. Cast iron is my pan of choice for bacon.

EVERY TIME I DIE: KICKIN' ASS AND SAVIN' LIVES!

LOL

He was a good boy.

Here's a picture of my dead cat who I loved like a son. Rest in peace, Booboo.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

There's this little passage in an Every Time I Die song that's just like the opening riff from Mastodon's Blood and Thunder but they did just enough with it to be unique.

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Guy comes off as a kiddy diddler. Good riddance to bad garbage. The less capeshit, the better.

PS2 GTA: San Andreas Gran Turismo 3 MGS 3 Tekken Tag Tournament ESPN NFL 2K5

Some food I ate made my stomach upset. I am also upset.

I was rereading The Stand because I was bored. I am just like Larry Underwood except I'm not a one hit wonder.

His name is John Redcorn!

The logo should be Dick Butt.

THROW AWAY YOUR CURRENT REALITY STARE INTO THE VOID AND SEE WHAT STARES BACK

I've been coming to the realization over the past few years that self awareness was a mistake of evolution.